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JonIrenicus
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The Orphan Killer (2011)
Pointless and sometimes painful, the orphan killer doesn't even achieve the "It's so bad its good status"
OK, I just felt compelled to write a review about this movie, mainly because I had high hopes. Clearly, my hopes were smashed to the ground, there is not a single element that make this film worth watching, not even the over the top gore scenes.
To be honest the plot is so ridiculous it's not even worth mentioning, but you can imagine if you saw the trailer. A tortured orphan turns into a psycho killer that wears a mask and kills people, duh.
The acting was so bad that I was actually wondering if it was bad on purpose (It's like some of the actors are not even trying). The gore scenes are well done but they are meaningless, you will never care about any of the characters.
So, the bottom line is, you should avoid the "orphan killer". It's not scary, at all. It's not funny either. There is no plot, the acting is awful, and it's just a meaningless gore fest.