I am a movie buff. I like a variety of genres of films, including science-fiction, time travel, and adventure. I absolutely love a lot of Chris Nolan's previous works, including The Dark Knight trilogy, Inception, and Dunkirk. I am stunned by his ability to create real-looking special effects in a Hollywood filled with digital "moving paintings". I love the thought that he puts into his movies, and I feel that the movies I just outlined above are some of the finest movies ever made in Hollywood history.
This film, however, was a pretentious joke. It was populated by cardboard characters that were dull and un-interesting. The dialog, so important to the plot, was unintelligible for 99% of the movie. You literally couldn't hear it. Let me restate that, just so I am clear: I tune pianos. I can hear a pin drop a mile away. I couldn't hear the dialog over the background noise and the idiotic, screeching score of The Mandalorian playing over a Chris Nolan movie with the volume knob turned up too far. About 10 minutes in, I had to turn on the subtitles to read what was being said so I could understand it, and I was forced to leave them on for the rest of the film.
Many of the flaws in this film also plagued another "smart" movie by Nolan, Interstellar. In short, both of these films tried to be so smart that they ended up being stupid.
As the end credits rolled on this film, I wished that I could get into one of those turnstiles, go back, and warn my younger self not to bother wasting my afternoon. But then I might have seen older self jumping off a yacht and thought something was amiss. Maybe the world would have ended, I don't know. And frankly, I have ceased to care.
Let me be clear: It's not that I'm too "dumb" to understand the movie. It's that I literally don't care enough to watch it enough times to try to tie up the loose ends in my head. Watching a movie multiple times to get details out of it is great; but by the time the credits roll the first time through, you should at least be able to understand and explain the basic plot, and have a warm and fuzzy feeling about it.
I have no such sense of fulfillment. Indeed, I am hopping mad. I have heard other people say that they felt inexplicably angry as they watched this film, and thought such statements were bizarre and overstated. Yet I sit here now, and quite honestly, I feel the same way. Worse yet, I am not even sure why. Perhaps it is because I felt the movie insulted my intelligence. Perhaps it's because I suspect Nolan made a movie that was actually intended as a practical joke to make other people think the film was super-smart when it was actually purposefully stupid, and to laugh at people trying to say how smart it was. One way or another, I am irritated.
As a side note: One interesting effect of watching things play out in both forward and reverse directions on my screen simultaneously is that I actually feel dizzy now. Physically dizzy. I am not one prone to disorientation or seizures from flashing lights, and I even enjoy watching "reverse" scenes in some other films. But right now, I literally feel like something on my head is spinning in the wrong direction now. This movie may be hazardous to your mental and physical health.
Other people may enjoy the film and think that it is "smart". Fine, good for you. Personally, I would give a bar of gold to have those two and a half hours of my life back.
This film, however, was a pretentious joke. It was populated by cardboard characters that were dull and un-interesting. The dialog, so important to the plot, was unintelligible for 99% of the movie. You literally couldn't hear it. Let me restate that, just so I am clear: I tune pianos. I can hear a pin drop a mile away. I couldn't hear the dialog over the background noise and the idiotic, screeching score of The Mandalorian playing over a Chris Nolan movie with the volume knob turned up too far. About 10 minutes in, I had to turn on the subtitles to read what was being said so I could understand it, and I was forced to leave them on for the rest of the film.
Many of the flaws in this film also plagued another "smart" movie by Nolan, Interstellar. In short, both of these films tried to be so smart that they ended up being stupid.
As the end credits rolled on this film, I wished that I could get into one of those turnstiles, go back, and warn my younger self not to bother wasting my afternoon. But then I might have seen older self jumping off a yacht and thought something was amiss. Maybe the world would have ended, I don't know. And frankly, I have ceased to care.
Let me be clear: It's not that I'm too "dumb" to understand the movie. It's that I literally don't care enough to watch it enough times to try to tie up the loose ends in my head. Watching a movie multiple times to get details out of it is great; but by the time the credits roll the first time through, you should at least be able to understand and explain the basic plot, and have a warm and fuzzy feeling about it.
I have no such sense of fulfillment. Indeed, I am hopping mad. I have heard other people say that they felt inexplicably angry as they watched this film, and thought such statements were bizarre and overstated. Yet I sit here now, and quite honestly, I feel the same way. Worse yet, I am not even sure why. Perhaps it is because I felt the movie insulted my intelligence. Perhaps it's because I suspect Nolan made a movie that was actually intended as a practical joke to make other people think the film was super-smart when it was actually purposefully stupid, and to laugh at people trying to say how smart it was. One way or another, I am irritated.
As a side note: One interesting effect of watching things play out in both forward and reverse directions on my screen simultaneously is that I actually feel dizzy now. Physically dizzy. I am not one prone to disorientation or seizures from flashing lights, and I even enjoy watching "reverse" scenes in some other films. But right now, I literally feel like something on my head is spinning in the wrong direction now. This movie may be hazardous to your mental and physical health.
Other people may enjoy the film and think that it is "smart". Fine, good for you. Personally, I would give a bar of gold to have those two and a half hours of my life back.
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