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My Six Loves (1963)
3/10
Meh
29 May 2016
I suppose this is a "family movie," but it moves along so slowly I would not expect families to stay around to watch it.

A New York stage star goes to her house in Connecticut to relax, discovers a troop of six kids on her property living in a garage, and with the help of a young pastor and a cynical New York producer, finds it in her heart to help them out in life, especially when their mean, drunk parents come around to "take them back." It has the elements of a good movie. Debbie Reynolds, Cliff Robertson, David Janssen, Eileen Heckart, even Hans Conreid. But it just falls flat. The funny parts are not all that funny. The slow dramatic parts are slow and dramatic, with the heartfelt revelation by Debbie Reynolds that she can just kinda adopt these six kids who will instantly bond with her.

Some good moments - the movie song she sings with the kids is fun.

And her outfits are quite nice. There is one scene where she is wearing a somewhat mint-green dress and an emerald necklace, which make the color of her eyes pop out, and the pink-champagne wig she wears also helps.

But while it's not a disaster, it is just a movie without really anything at stake.
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1/10
Dreadful nonsensical violence
3 April 2016
Okay, it's rated "R" for a reason. It's violent and bloody and cruel, with dreadful deaths and incredible random senseless cruelty.

I get that. It's "real life." But there is so *much* of this nonstop cruelty and violence and just stupid people being cruel and awful and violent.

What a dreadful waste of talented actors. We expected better of Pierce Brosnan and Liam Neeson, among others. And we expected more of a movie that was filmed in such spectacular natural beauty.

Alas, it was not to be.

We watched for about 15 minutes and then decided we'd had enough of the general stupid violence. The movie went to the trash.
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Noah (2014)
1/10
Not the worst film ever made - because I haven't seen them all yet
1 June 2015
So according to legend, God made the world from nothing. Other legends say God made the world from chaos.

This movie has done the opposite in taking an old story and turning it into chaos that means nothing.

It is simply drek with highly paid actors and expensive special effects.

It's incoherent.

I'm not saying we have to have Sunday School in our from-the-bible stories. I'm not worried about that.

This is just a big bag o' mess of a story. Portentious music at times when it is meaningless. The weirdest lighting. Emotions that make no sense.

And the ark - it's made of wood. It's bound up with ropes and tar. It's much longer than it is wide. But it doesn't flex, not at all. It's like a big hollow box of ebony.
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7/10
An unusual film for its time
31 May 2015
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For its time, this was an unusual film. It's not got a lot of things going for it. The writing is sometimes painful. The acting is usually static. The sets are sometimes just pasted together. The fades/dissolves are dated. The music is more dramatic than the scenes deserve.

But ... but ... but ...

This was an interesting and perhaps brave film to make, where it portrays black Americans not as sympathetic powerless people but in actuality just normal people trying to navigate a dangerous society.

*** SPOILER *** After a mixed-race man's black daughter is killed in a church by Klansman, he decides to go undercover with the local KKK Klaven. The mighty are overturned and secrets are discovered.

Hokey, yes, but really, it was a very honest effort to make a film about something few others have made a film about.
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7/10
Really nice film with some good character development
31 May 2015
So I was surprised at this film. I was expecting broader slapstick, and just jokes. But this was a nicely done movie of intersecting stories of five (single) moms & how they deal with life.

I think it could have been sharper. It feels a bit languid. Some scenes just drag because they're "heartwarming." But it's got good stuff. And for the most part, the child actors do a very good job with their roles and lines.

Some parts that I had to suspend disbelief:

* Even a waitstaff at a coffee shop can afford private school for her kid * Everyone lives in a ginormous house with lots of stuff, furniture, knick-knacks--and no one seems to be cleaning these ginormous houses even though they must deal with jobs and kids and single-mom-ness. Yeah, it's a film, but still--it's a lot of stuff to have to take care of.

OK, and the outtakes were pretty darn funny. "You can have gluten today."
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Peter Pan Live! (2014 TV Movie)
5/10
Wanted to like this more than I did
17 March 2015
We watched this with great expectation of a good to great show. How could it not be great? Christopher Walken as Hook. A live production! Christian Borle from SMASH. Kellie O'Hara. I was even interested in Allison Williams.

But starting from the beginning it seemed as if it just didn't quite jell. "Peter Pan" didn't quite hit the mark when he shows up. Not bad. Just a bit too rushed or nervous sounding. The kids were fine, the mom and dad were fine.

Then we get to Neverland, and "Hook" shows up. Or maybe, just walks on as if exerting energy in the part would be to go against the director's expressed wishes.

I thought from the reviews that people were being unfair to Walken, but no, they were not unfair. Unfortunately, Walken pulled the whole show down. The pirates, for example, were campy and energetic and and clearly trying to have a good time. But Walken in the middle of them all? Scene after scene just sinks. It might be that he's tired, or that he doesn't care, or that he is just horribly miscast. Whatever the reason, he was completely wrong and spoiled the production. (Even the previews of the production show him as giving way less than 100% in rehearsal--which is disastrous for any production--a professional *must* be at 100% at *every* rehearsal and production.

Other people were fine. I wasn't overly impressed with the choreography, but it was fine. The sets weren't distracting--it's a representation of a live show, and so the sets are larger than life like they would be for a Broadway show.

I liked some of the new songs they inserted (one of them was from the 1954 production, if I understand correctly), and I thought the music was great--great production values.

All in all, given anyone else as "Hook," this would have been a good-to-great production. Give a fantastic "Hook," it would have been fantastic.

But with Walken, it was just a so-so production.

Five stars. Good enough to maybe watch again with your kids or grandkids, but not something you'd watch again on your own.
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6/10
Not bad
24 November 2009
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I was prepared not to like this. Coen Brother movies are so uneven - sometimes quite good, sometimes stinkers.

But this was good and funny. I laughed out loud about every 5 minutes at some inanity or foolish action.

Still, some of it was extremely weak.

**** SPOILER **** The movie starts in present day Ann Arbor - for no good reason. And nothing about the scene "sets it" in Ann Arbor. It could be Anytown, USA. So what was the point of that? The protagonist's wife falls for his boss. The boss has an artificial arm/hand. To what purpose? Not even a sight gag. Just there. This wasn't funny - just weird, and not weird in the sense of "moving the plot along weird" or "makes the movie more interesting weird." Just as if it were stuck in there for "this should make people laugh weird." Well, it didn't.

The Iraqi journalist Mahmoud gives the protagonist and his mentor his truck. This is not explained why. He just does. And they end up leaving the car in the desert. This is not explained why.

The goats in the desert are "debleated." This is not explained why, nor does it make sense in the plot, as the base is out in the middle of no where, unlike the first instance where the base was Ft. Bragg.

Letting criminals go free in the desert is no kindness. Based upon the previous scenes, there is nothing for hundreds of miles. And yet the prisoners walk out into the desert to their certain deaths. This is not explained why.

Giving soldiers on the FOB who have guns and who drive dangerous equipment LSD, in this movie, leads to no deaths or injuries. This is not explained why. I realize that this is a movie, but the soldiers who are stoned always manage to avoid the path of the various heavy equipment driving recklessly through the base and sometimes through buildings.

Too many weird things like this. Makes it not funny because I was constantly going, "but even in the reality of this movie, this doesn't make sense." So, a "6" - good, but not much better than average.
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1/10
Dreadful Waste of Talent
18 February 2009
Steve Martin is usually a pretty good actor and is in movies that have some laughs.

This is not one of those movies.

This movie is dreadful, limp, slow, predictable, stale, and painful to watch. And that's just in the opening credits. It does not improve as time passes. And you may think that you are traveling the speed of light because time slows to a crawl when watching this movie.

The original Pink Panther movies (well, the first few) were quirky, funny, and a surprise. Only when they became a formula did they lose their freshness.

This movie starts where the last Peter Sellers version left off in that it is uninspired and a waste of time.

Kevin Kline is marginally funny in this movie, but even his quirkiness and brilliance as an actor is wasted.

Save your money and do something more productive with it, such as lighting it on fire.
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3/10
Flawed, weak, and ultimately stupid
18 January 2009
Warning: Spoilers
This has the potential to be a clever, fun movie. There're are a lot of things going on that point out the absurdity of modern teenage life, and the pressures we put kids under so that they achieve our goals.

However, the adults are morons. Rich, successful people are complete fools. Somehow in America you stay poor if you are ugly, but if you are an imbecile with a size 2 dress, you live in a 5,000 sq ft house with a staff of 15 (never seen) who do all the chores. You don't actually learn anything, so you can't pick up on normal social clues that everyone else does - Charlie, for example, gets beaten up in school because he doesn't pick up that a tough guy and his sycophant in the high school bathroom are people to avoid. Instead, he gets beaten up all day long.

And - ha ha, this is so funny - the school principal (Robert Downey) is disconnected to the kids in the school, so they completely disrespect him *and* he doesn't know how badly he is functioning. But he's rich, too, and lives in a 4,000 sq foot house with a staff of 10 (never seen) who do all the chores.

The high school is composed of students who are just about on the lowest margin of functionality and awareness. Not a single one of them is destined to be successful serving fries at a McDonalds, let alone doing anything positive. But they are all on drugs - ha ha! - and they barely can keep themselves from disrobing and "making out" (euphemism for what all high school kids do all the time in Hollywood high schools). They openly smoke cigarettes and dope in school, and Charlie distributes high powered drugs (Ritalin & others) in school. All high schools are like this, of course. Not a single kid has a healthy relationship with any adult, and not any adult has a rational frame of mind.

Ha ha. You just can't get enough of this.

And - ha ha - Charlie can just read up medical books and - poof! - he is smart enough to prescribe drugs *just like a real doctor!* And he does.

*** SPOILER*** Charlie's family has a psychiatrist on-call, and he's bamboozled the Dr. (who went to medical school and psychiatry school but somehow was never warned about manipulative kids) who lets Charlie describe fake symptoms and then prescribes drugs for Charlie, who then sells/distributes the drugs in school. Ha ha. This is so funny.

I gave it a three because it had some good moments - but the cruft around the good is just so awful.

This should have been caught in the editing stage. The editors should have been more on the ball. They could have rescued this film.

Instead, the producers must have intervened, saying "We don't care if this is a failure of a movie. We're on a schedule." Lame movie. Lame script. Some good acting. (Charlie actuall does some good stuff.)
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1/10
Unbelievably awful
10 January 2009
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Sometimes you see a movie that fails for one reason or another, but still, you can handle it.

This movie is, I think, one of the worst movies ever made. It's not the worst movie ever made because it's violent or perverse or mendacious. It's the worst movie because it is a waste of film from the opening sequence to the the end credits. Even the DVD specials (the gag reel, the interviews with the writers, and everything else) are not worth the energy to despise.

This is the kind of movie that makes you realize that there is something basically wrong with Hollywood that can spend the money to make this movie, that can get the actors and producers and directors, the camera operators, the editors, the Foley artists and the grips, and yet at no point during the gestation of this atrocity did anyone have the intelligence or taste to say "What the **** are we doing here?" This movie isn't just terrible. This movie should be clipped into short segments and shown to aspiring actors, directors, producers, and anyone else in the entertainment industry as a warning of how utterly awful a movie can be when no one has the authority to pull the cord and say "Stop!" Awful. Just awful. If you are paid to watch this movie, you aren't paid enough. I beg you - if any of your friends pops this in the DVD player, grab it, throw it in the microwave, and put it on HIGH for 10 minutes. You do not want to ever get a single scene of this movie into your brain.

Should WWII ever start, this should be classified as the ultimate WMD - we should find a way to broadcast this on all channels of the enemy's televisions.

Owen Wilson is not a good actor - we all know this. So it's not that he spoils the film. But even Owen Wilson has done better than this.

The kids in the film are not terrible. But they are plastic, fake, unreal. The kids' families live in multimillion dollar homes but are as dumb as dirt. So rich people get rich by being completely moronic? How real is that?

Schools have no authority figures except unbelievably stupid principals. Robberies and beatings can happen in schools and homes, but no one thinks to call the cops.

An atrocity of a movie.
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2/10
Pleasant and predictable
16 December 2008
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Not a bad movie. But not a great one, either.

Do not look to this movie thinking it will break new ground. It is a somewhat "safe" movie (only a few scenes implying adult behavior), but the characters don't really explore much about themselves. Calvin (Steve Weber) is given a limited script and limited direction. Rather than explore the absolutely wonderful idea that you can learn what matters at Christmas by repeating your day until you "get it," Calvin is sardonic and removed.

*** SPOILER ***

Calvin does learn his lesson. He realizes he doesn't "love" his bedmate; he doesn't need to meet for business on Christmas Eve 'cause it takes him and his executive assistant away from their families; he needs to spend quality time with his son (who shuttles between Mom and Dad after a divorce); he needs to be aware of his brother and dad; and he needs to make it better with his former wife.

Not bad in theory, and not terrible in execution, but just not very fresh, witty, or interesting. I wanted to see Calvin go through a little more thought about his choices instead of being shallow and predictable. Yes, I knew that he'd learn his lesson - it's a comedy - and I knew that he'd do the right thing, and that everything would work out. But really, there was so much more to explore here.

This was a Stage One movie that could go to Stage Three just with a little more thought and intention.

Steve Weber is so much more than this movie lets him be.

Get it for the kids, watch it with the kids (cover their eyes if you don't think non-married adults naked under the covers is kid-friendly), and maybe keep it around for those long Christmas vacations when you've already watched all three sets of Lord of the Rings, Extended Editions.
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Hairspray (2007)
9/10
My Oh My! Out of the ballpark
22 July 2007
What a wonderful show! IWe went to this movie almost by accident. We had heard the Broadway CD, but had never seen the original Hairspray (Devine) or the Broadway musical, so we didn't know what to expect.

This movie overwhelmingly surprised us. The music (which we knew) was wonderful - but the show was spectacular. John Travolta is listed as the star, but really, the show is more about Tracy (Nikki Bronsky), who is absolutely delightful. The rest of the cast is just amazing as well.

I've never been to a screening where the audience is clapping after a performance, but there were several times the audience broke into applause during the show, and after the show they applauded. And most of them stayed for the credits.

Just about every line got a laugh or response of some type. I think I'll have to see it again just to hear the dialog, there was so much laughter. And during the show, the audience moved, swayed, nodded their heads to the music, and just had a great time.

I've seen Dreamgirls and Chicago, and while I don't think this is necessarily better (Chicago is more gritty, and Dreamgirls is more realistic), this is a great movie nonetheless.

This movie is fun, fun, fun. Go for a good time, and enjoy yourself.
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4/10
Creaky and labored
13 May 2006
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Spoiler alert It takes about 2 seconds after seeing the good guys and bad guys pair up for you to figure out who the real bad guy is who is setting Ethan Hunt up for failure. And while Owen Davian gets away, it would have been more interesting for John Musgrave to get away instead, and perhaps even to make him less "revealed" as to add to the suspense for the next movie.

What made the movie fail for me was to have Musgrave commit the cardinal rule of criminals in movies: they explain to the guy they want to kill what their motives are for evil; when the good guy gets away and then kills the bad guy, it all makes sense. Musgrave's reason for setting up Hunt? He (Musgrave) is against affirmative action, and as John Brassel is black, it's all a plot to discredit Brassel so the whiteys can get back in power. At least, that's about the most coherent thing I could make of it.

If that 2 minute scene were either rewritten or dropped, it would have made the movie much more interesting. But just as MI2 had the ludicrous "we want stock options!" for the bad guys, MI3 fails due to this completely pathetic reasoning for Musgrave. I mean, evil people don't get ahead in life because they're stupid. They get ahead because they're smart. And this is just not smart.
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1/10
hated this movie
1 September 2005
I hated - hated --- h a t e d -- this movie. Not because it was illogical beyond its needs, or because of wasted special effects, or humor that fell flat. I hated it most of all because of the way they wasted the lead actors.

This was worse than "Going My Way" (and that's a terrible movie).

Heath Ledger and Matt Damon have done excellent roles in other movies. I'm sure they were paid handsomely for this movie. But they should feel a little bit of guilt, for at $10 they were overpaid for the amount of acting effort required.

The movie just spins out of control, and not in a pleasant way. Events just happen, as if script elements were scattered across the floor and the writers (so-called) pull them up randomly and pasted them onto a big page, where they then threw the pages up in the air to see if it would improve.

If you like movies where Thuringian peasants in the 1800's dance the hora, then this is the movie for you.
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5/10
A great series of special effects
10 July 2005
This movie is great for special effects! Houses explode, bridges rupture, people are disintegrated right before your eyes (or, sometimes, above your heads so all you see are the gently drifting bras and underpants).

Lots of flash boom bang action.

Somewhere in there was a plot, theme, and characters - but who cares? It was fun, fun, fun!

Tom Cruise emotes solely with his eyes, as usual, and plays the dysfunctional father of one or two kids (it was never clear whether the kids were his, or his wife's, or maybe rented for the day). Dakota Fanning is great as the spoiled rich kid who has everything but understands nothing. Eowyn (Miranda Otto) comes in at one point, pregnant by (we think) Faramir, only where is the gorgeous jewelry and costumes - and then one realizes: *this is a different movie*, only she's forgotten it. But she does live in the one neighborhood in Boston untouched by the aliens' destruction, and even as her son is able to walk through a battlefield unscathed, so she is able to live in a row house that is untouched.
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Meet John Doe (1941)
5/10
Eh. Not Capra's best
11 January 2005
Warning: Spoilers
"Meet John Doe" epitomizes the topsy-turvy world (a favorite of Capra). A bum is pulled from the masses to become the unique "John Doe"; his speeches are written by another but they eventually define him; a fake persona and movement becomes a rallying point for the masses; a fake threat of suicide becomes the only reason to live, and so on.

Too many scenes are static. The baseball scene in the hotel is a waste of time. Barbara Stanwyck's attempts to create a news story from a fake letter is eerily reminiscent of today's headlines, but any good editor would have fired her. Gary Cooper plays an inarticulate man who speaks the words of others. Somehow Babs, an articulate writer, finds him irresistible.

The ending is vague. Why is Norton (Arnold) on the roof? Is is hoping Doe (Cooper) will jump? The film ends with ringing bells.
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Not "Good-bye Mr. Chips" or "Dead Poets' Society" or even "Mr. Holland's Opus"
25 July 2004
Kevin Kline (Hundert) arrives at a posh boys' prep school in the 70s. He is mannered, disciplined, knowledgeable about the roots of Western Civilization, and passionately seeks to give his students not just the _what_ of Western Civ but also to help his students to acquire the values of Western Civ, especially as epitomized by the Greeks and Romans. For the most part, this seems to be "easy": his students are willingly taught and already well-educated by their prior schooling. Then a new boy comes in, Sedgewick Bell (Emile Hirsch), son of Senator Bell of WV and a child of privilege (although all these boys are children of privilege in one form or another: the school obviously costs oodles of money), a boy whose own father ignores him & ships him from school to school. Kline attempts to mold this one boy's character, seeing something worth redeeming. Alas, other boys who are more easy-going and less trouble lose out. Kline attempts to pull Hirsch away from a wasted life, but in the process he (Kline) short-changes better students. And in the end, Hirsch doesn't really _take_ the values of Western Civ, merely parroting them to get ahead in society.

Watch especially two characters: Martin Blyth (Paul Dano) as one of the slighted boys who goes through life unaware of the slights, and of Robert Bell (Jimmy Walsh), the son of Sedgewick who overhears the showdown between Kline and Hirsch.

Not the ending you expected from the beginning - you are encouraged to root for Sedgewick, and you give Hundert a pass on his passing slights. The end is a beautiful redemption of Hundert by Blyth.
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The Terminal (2004)
Sweet and bittersweet
30 June 2004
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Contains Spoiler This is not a hit-it-out-of-the-ballpark film. It's just a very good film. Hanks plays a believable ferriner (!) stuck in hell - well, stuck in a New York airport - because his country has effectively disappeared & thus he cannot get his papers to enter the U.S. He survives by both his wit and his charm, along with plenty of skill at woodworking and finish work. He meets up with Catherine Zeta-Jones (who is gorgeous!) and helps her sort out her life, but he doesn't end up with her. Instead, he fulfills his vow to his father - to get one last signature. The end is bittersweet. He gets the signature, and returns home. Catherine is sadder, but wiser. Lots of the underclass learn what it means to be brave - really brave.

A nice date night movie.
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Lonesome Dove (1989)
Grand, sweeping, sad, joyful, alive
30 January 2004
Lonesome Dove tells the story of friendship, love, tragedy, life, change, the frontier, the passing of generations.

Gus McCrae and Woodrow Call are retired Texan Rangers, holed up in the small, dusty south Texas town of Lonesome Dove, a town with less going on than the nearby Rio Grande. Some prodding by a former partner gets them off their front porch and up in the saddle again, guiding a herd of cattle and of horses, a passle of men, a boy, and a lady of the night. They off and go to Montana, along the way meeting death, life, former loves and new loves, and witnessing the closing of the American frontier.

This film is six hours long, if you think of things that way, but really, it's far too short. You want to stop the film and get on your own horse to ride along with Gus and Woodrow. Yeah, it would be tough, but you know that Gus and Woodrow would be faithful friend who'd have the gumption to tell you the truth, even if it hurt a bit or a lot.

You'd miss a lot if you think of this film as simply a `show' or even entertainment. It captures your imagination, and helps you see what life was like 120 years ago - in some cases nasty, brutish, and short, but in other cases full of love, wonder, tenderness, compassion, and hope. The film doesn't dwell on the gore, but it doesn't hide it. Life on the frontier was tough, wearing on the body and mind, and relentlessly unforgiving of the weak, mistaken, and mislead. You -died- on the frontier, and death wasn't always easy. But along the way you live in breathtaking beauty. You get to see the world your hands make - you build your life from the dirt on the ground and the trees on the hill.

Gus and Woodrow ARE Texas Rangers, two men as different from each other as can be. Gus enjoys life, and seeks to chase buffalo just for the fun of it. Woodrow sees life as something to fight, to prepare for its certain triumph, but still manages to be a loyal, faithful, and loving friend. They interact with each other and the grand sweep of people along the way to Montana.

As far as performances, Robert Duvall is an American treasure. I've seen him in many movies, but never knew he was Augustus McCrae until I watched this show. There are just some roles that are designed to fit a particular character. Tommy Lee Jones is cryptic, laconic, guarded, and yet completely tender. You believe he believes he's tough, and you know he knows he's not. Ricky Schroeder plays Newt, Woodrow's unacknowledged son. Diana Lane is Lorena, the 'lady of the night,' and does a good job with her limited role. Anjelica Huston is fine - but of the main players, she's the one I had the least empathy with, mostly because in her other roles she plays someone with a darker and richer voice - in this show she is a tight-voiced soprano with a twang. Had I not seen her in shows, I think I would have believed her better. Chris Cooper plays the dithering sheriff who grows up a bit through the film; his wife, played by Glenne Headley, is very guarded in whom she loves, and it's not Chris Cooper. Robert Urich is Jake, the former saddle-mate of Gus and Woodrow, and Danny Glover is Deets, another partner.

Sure, it's a sad film in some ways. Some major players die, and some other players do not rise to the level of their situation. You want to reach in and simply -shake- some of the characters. But they reflect more closely what real people are like, and not so much what people are like when forced to play along with a happy ending.

But even with its sadness, it's a film full of life. Gus McCrae simply enjoys- every bit of what he goes through.

Get the DVD so you can appreciate the backstory.
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The minutes fly by like hours
16 January 2004
O.K., I must disagree with the front page summary that this is about a Catholic priest and a married woman. If you knew anything about Boston in the 1640s, it was about PURITANS, who were not (a) Catholic or (b) even Anglican/Episcopal, but otherwise were dissidents from the "established church" of England. One reason they came to America was to be free NOT to be Catholic or Anglican.

Now back to the actual story. As others have noted, this production looks as if it were done using home video. The film quality is spotty and uneven. Sound is also unbalanced. Many times when Meg (Hester) is speaking or mumbling, her words are blurred or unidentifiable. Other times, the sound is loud and harsh. The crowd scenes look as if people wearing dress-up clothes are walking awkwardly through a stage set - there is no _feel_ that they are Puritans of the 1640s. I never believed they believed in themselves - they looked like extras. Everyone seems to be walking everywhere - does anyone _do_ anything besides walk around 1640s Boston?

Meg Foster plays Hester Prynn, a young married woman who has lost her husband, and who has subsequently borne a child from an adulterous affair. She is silent about the father, and Puritan Boston disparages and condemns her. She is forced to wear a large "A" on her clothes; she embroiders and enhances this letter, and continues to live in town for the next seven years along with her child, Pearl, played by Elisa Erali. She rears Pearl alone in an isolated hut, but begins to win the hard hearts of the townspeople by her unselfish acts. Meg Foster plays Hester as if every emotion is battened down. In most scenes, Meg is stonefaced, speaking every line in the same tone. After three hours of this, it gets a bit monotonous. She does have some tears in the final scene, however.

John Heard plays Arthur Dimmesdale, the errant pastor. He is beloved by his flock, but he carries a secret shame that grows daily over seven years, causing him sickness and debility. John Heard, thin in this film, does an adequate job playing a man playing a pastor. He thunders at some moments from the pulpits, and at other times spouts proverbial wisdom and admonishment. Like Meg Foster, John plays Arthur in a flat manner. Even his loud cries seem to come from an automaton. At the end of the movie, John/Arthur confesses his act, bringing Hester and Pearl to the very scaffold where Hester was first condemned, and then dies. Of course the crowd is shocked - _shocked!_ - by his confession. And they go about their business.

Kevin Conway plays Roger Chillingworth, Hester's husband, who was rescued by Indians and taught the magic herbal lore of unspoiled savages. He comes to Boston to find his wife with a baby by an unnamed father, confronts Hester secretly, and somehow convinces her to keep quiet about his true identity. Kevin/Roger befriends John/Arthur, and in spite of his obvious wig and makeup convinces Arthur to let him treat Arthur's illness, which grows worse under his care. Arthur apparently thinks this is O.K., and he grows sicker and sicker. When Arthur finally dies, Roger disappears in the bulrushes, where we think he would have profitably and solitarily occupied himself much earlier in the film.

Much of the anguish of this story would have been moot had Hester (a) been a little less trusting of Arthur, (b) told Arthur that a _man_ would stand up for his woman, (c) told Roger to bugger off with his plans of secrecy, (d) moved away to another town or back to England, (e) expressed a bit more emotion. But the plot of this story required Hester to do stupid things throughout the movie/book.

Arthur, of course, is portrayed as the typical pious person who can't keep his zipper zipped, and yet needs to appear to be righteous. He is aggrieved by his actions in his adultery, but cannot confess his actions even as he berates others for their failings. Of course, no moral person has any ability to admit fault, so Arthur has to sicken and die, rather than come to a reasonable state of admitting his part in Hester's adultery. It takes two to tango, but Arthur never returns to the dancehall.

Roger's continual destructive actions against Arthur seem plain as day to the viewer/observer, but somehow every citizen of Boston is blind to his plans. These, of course, are people who've come to America to build a New World, who have a keen eye for reality, who have to eke out their living in a hostile, cold, and forbidding world - and yet they don't see the obvious evil nature of Roger. They are rubes taken in by a ruthless proto-Yankee.

The most disappointing thing about this story and production (and there are plenty of disappointments) is the general feeling of unreality in the acting, costumes, and sets. It looks like one big Hallowe'en party, with everyone very self-conscious about their costumes. Nothing looks like it's actually worn or used. While the production takes place in some genuine pioneer locations, it feels like a few carpenters got together to knock together some sets. Given that these Puritans came from England, and that they were skilled workers, it's hard to believe that the slipshod handiwork was real. Fences look "old-timey," as if Puritans couldn't really be bothered with getting railing upright, and yet their clothing is perfectly sewn as if by machine, and completely unwrinkled in all occasions, as if the Puritans also never really lived. It gives the feeling that the producers felt the Puritans were unreal or imaginary people who just walked through life. It does not give the feeling that these Puritans were hardworking and focused people who enjoyed their creation of and membership in a new society.
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