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WTF did I just watch? Oh yea. I watched 1hr27min of my life vanish while this was playing 🤦‍♀️

So - what's it about?

Imagine a honeymoon horror story that feels like a bad acid trip - that's 'Honeymoon' for you. Bea (Rose Leslie) and Paul (Harry Treadaway) are a newly married couple... and their romantic cabin retreat post-wedding turns into a cringe-worthy disaster. We've got sleepwalking in the woods, goo-covered gowns and Bea's creepy bathroom scene.

As if that's not enough, you question if you should just give up throughout the movie because you have NO idea what's happening... Later, Paul stumbles upon a horror show of notes, bloody hats and a seriously questionable creature extraction near the end of the movie. Bea claims she's still herself, but the plot gets more convoluted than a maze on steroids. The climax? A watery showdown with deteriorating skin and an anchor thrown in for good measure.

This movie is like a love letter to confusion and a "what not to do on your honeymoon" guide. 'Honeymoon' had potential, but it's a train wreck you can't look away from - and not in a good way. Save yourself from this cinematic disaster unless you're into cringe-worthy sci-fi love stories.

If you come across the second Buddy Games movie and think to yourself, like I did... "Sure. Let's give it a go. The first one wasn't the worst movie I've ever seen." Don't. Just don't! Take that hour and a half and stare at a wall. Watch paint dry. Do literally anything else.

You're welcome in advance.

Here's the plot: The Bobfather and his friends steal an urn to honor their deceased friend, Durfy, at the place where the Buddy Games began.

But, their plans take an unexpected turn as they find themselves in the chaos of spring break. As they attempt to pay tribute to their lost friend, they realize their old-school partying skills can't keep up with the wild ways of today's generation.