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1/10
Worst Star Trek movie ever: went into the Darkness
9 June 2013
I have seen all the Star Trek movies and I was very very disappointed about the fact this Star Trek movie went into the Darkness for me. Where was the Light at the end of the tunnel to get out the Darkness? It felt like going into a really great opening scene on a foreign planet and ending the movie with one of the worst cliffhangers ever. I would not recommend Star Trek to anybody. Why would you go to a movie in which you will find the worst ... no really the very worst Star Trek storyline ever!

And by the way: I have paid extra for the 3D but where was the 3D effect in this movie? 3D should give you the feeling about some extra futuristic effects on a futuristic movie but there was nothing 3D! Really nothing, no starship flying on to you, etc. This movie was really boring.

As I am a really Trekkie I would give it a solid 1: nice try but please, don't do this ever again. This movie is really horrible.
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Sinister (I) (2012)
10/10
Sinister is very scary! I can't sleep now!
31 March 2013
Turn of your lights. Turn up your volume. Close all your curtains. And enjoy that you can't sleep that night. Sinister is a great movie. Take a blanket and when it is scary put it over your eyes :-) I don't want to tell anything about this horror movie because anything you tell will spoil the fun, you should not know anything about the story in advance I think to keep the excitement 100%. I have read some reviews and I have to say it contains too much information however they don't contain spoilers I would suggest not to read them :-) The acting was great and I really loved the horror scenes, they were amazing. Have a great horror night!
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Prometheus (I) (2012)
9/10
Wow, can't stop thinking about this movie
7 June 2012
Just saw the movie Prometheus and I have to say: I am blown away! Ridley Scot is a very talented man to come up with a total new story. Well here and there you will find some familiarities with the alien concept, like the way how the alien forms impregnates their victims, but overall it's a new concept.

The actors were very well casted. I would have personally casted Charlize Theron as the main character rather than Noomi Rapace. Noomi doesn't come across as strong as Charlize. The robot reminded me off Data from Star Strek, but he showed more human characteristics, like deception, regret, etc.

I loved the special effects in this movie. There's a lot of blowing up going on, so you won't be bored for one bit. On the other hand the music is perfect. It's very unique and shilling at the some time. The 3D is also great.

The movie makes you think about our origins. Questions like Where are we form, who made us, will haunt through your head. The movie tries to explain this, but you will be surprised with the answer.

And for all of you Alien fans out there, well you are in for a treat.

Enjoy the movie!
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10/10
Damn Mongol, BAM! Maaskantje vs Schijndel, BAM! This movie is pointless: I love it! Hakkuh!
25 May 2012
Damn Mongol damn! BAM! Maaskantje vs. Schijndel man! -Censure censure-, never more work! -Censure censure-, never work! BAM! Verrektu Mongol!This movie is damn bad man. So bad I got sick of it... You could almost say that New Kids Nitro could not be worse. I give it a 10 because it was so terribly bad that I enjoyed it. Let's say we have a genre of 'Comedy Trash and laugh like hell' with this kind of movies. Zombies are an important part of the part, but why? Zombies are so old fashioned and to take just that than in a movie to make a story: is it image filling? Yes I think so.

The writers had their crate of beer and a few joints and then wrote the storyline of this film in barely fifteen minutes so do not expect lofty techniques or great story: It's like NEW KIDS you know from Part 1 and Comedy Central: just -censure- with lots of gratuitous violence, profanity and scolding ... and that's wonderful.

Super Movie to gather with friends with a bucket of beer to view this movie. I come from the 90's and I was a 'gabber' at that time: so Paul Elstak and other music are great. A big 10 for the pointlessness of this movie, I love it, great! Pity that no more new parts will come, because the creators stopped with the New Kids:-(
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8/10
Men in Black III best MIB movie with great actors: enjoyed it a lot!
24 May 2012
Men in Black III is by far the best Men in Black Movie. Men in Black I was bringing the concept and the story about the 2 "Men in Black". Men in Black II more like a follow-up movie without a big blast. Men in Black III is great and I would say a nice surprise! My wife and I went to the cinema with the intention to go the movie "The Avengers" but that one was not at the time we arrived so we went to Men in Black III. Men in Black III was great: the characters, actors, special effects, aliens and the overall storyline were splendid.

I don't want to tell you much about the story because It contains some nice surprises I appreciated a lot and I don't want to ruin your joy of watching this movie. The review who is on top right now contains spoilers according to my opinion: I wouldn't like to know the things he has written in advance.

Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are both great actors. Josh Brolin as the "young Tomme Lee Jones" was also great. As usual you know Will Smith will control the movie. Will Smith remains to be the best actor who gives you positive energy. You can clearly see Tommy Lee Jones has aged and his grumpy face is great: I love him! His character remains to be the one of sarcastic grumpy man with a good sense of reality: he thinks before acting. Will Smth remains to be the humoristic positive man with a bad sense of reality: he doesn't think before acting. I really like these personalities.

Storyline, characters and especially the originality of all of the aliens: a big 8! Jemaine Clement as "Boris The Animal", the bad guy was great: he must be the best bad guy I have seen in ages because you really feel this guy is a big troublemaker.

What's bad? I think there could have been more 3D special effects in this movie or do I expect to much from 3D? At the end I pay more to see a 3D movie but I was disappointed on the amount of 3D scenes.

It was clearly a movie where both the actors as well as the director and his crew were trying hard to make this movie a enjoyable movie: it was not 'the best of the best' but a very nice movie with great actors, storyline, aliens.. you will certainly enjoy it.... Have fun watching Men in Black III
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1/10
The Darkest Disappointment
9 April 2012
All and all... Crappy actors, script, story, dialog, visual effects, etc. A waste of time. - You need to have some actors with whom you may feel some chemistry or you feel sorry with like an old/woman or a child with a baby-face. Nothing like that was in the movie. - This movie promoted Moscow more than the storyline. - The aliens were some software made visual elements without creating fear. - No romance. There was 1 kiss without building up the story. - No ending! I hate open endings. Conclusion: The only thing we enjoyed at this movie was the killing of some of the actors: they deserved it ha ha :-) I love sci-fi and 'end of the world' movies but this movie was disappointed as we didn't see the end of sci-fi and the 'end of the world' as we want it.
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3/10
Greek Mythology played without passion
8 April 2012
My wife and I went to this movie as big fans of Greek Mythology. I have to say we are a bit disappointed in this movie. There was not a lot of chemistry between the actors. The actor who played the role of Helius was wrongfully casted.

The storyline began way too fast. You were dropped into the story and you had figure everything out. Especially if didn't remember much about Clash of the Titans, the 1st movie.

The main character was not acting passionately: it looked like he had a very bad the whole movie: looked angry, looked cranky, didn't look like he was a half-god. When I am thinking about a half-god I am thinking about an enthusiastic, charismatic, passionate guy, etcetera.

There was no romance. There was a kiss but it lasted a couple of seconds without any emotions or whatsoever, but especially it was not build up towards this moment! What the hell happened here? We didn't see it coming!

The whole storyline expected from you to know more about the Greek Mythology: so if you didn't know that you were lost in the story. We liked this storyline as we are familiar with the Greek Mythology but if you are not familiar with this Greek Mythology than it is very hard for you to follow this story.

Not a lot of 3D. You need to put on your 3D glasses only for the fact you can't see the movie anymore.
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10/10
Great movie about a topic everybody closes his eyes
3 April 2012
Great movie about a topic the world doesn't care for. But not the main character! He is an angel in disguise. He grows in this movie from a sorrow bad ass drug addict towards a holy priest.... with a machine gun! If the US would send soldiers to other countries they should send this guy to Sudan and other places to fight stupid African dictators and not for the oil in Iraq. Great movie...must watch! I am impressed by the actors and the filming, also the young African children are great. Who will not be happy with this movie? Those stupid X-Men, Superman, childish crappy fictionary (so who cares) movies like John Carter...or Star Wars..my lord..crappy movie. I think this movie will entertain everybody who likes real life movies with a perfect main character.
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