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Bikini Traffic School (1998)
Scooby Doo makes a movie
A movie so bad it's good. T&A are worth the time to watch this. I've seen better acting in a Cambodian whore house. These women should have pulled a reverse Tracey Lords and moved from "legitimate" acting to porno. Script written by a 7th grade class for an end of the semester project. Fly to Denver...get high...watch Bikini Traffic School. The "Bungles the Clown" sound effects add to the brilliance of this film. The A.I. in my Roomba vacuum cleaner has more intelligence than these characters. This movie strikes a new low (or high?) for this genre. That said, if anyone has this on Blu-Ray, contact me immediately! "Hey Mom and Dad, I'm finally in a movie after waiting tables for 7 years in Hollywood"!
Dom durakov (2002)
Worth watching but flawed.
The main benefit of this film is it draws attention to a conflict most of the world has ignored. I wish I could have ignored the copious use of Bryan Adams in a `cameo' appearance that repeats liked a scratched record. Surprising from a seemingly experienced director. My favorite part was the impromptu marriage of the films star to a Chechen fighter. It made the film more interesting. This film gives a favorable view of the Chechen rebels, which is surprising given the enormous amount of bad press they receive. Certainly both the Russians and the Chechen fighters have fought a rather dirty war with accounts of war crimes on both sides. One scene shows a Russian and Chechen commander talking to each other during a truce and suddenly realizing they both fought in the same Soviet paratrooper unit in Afghanistan. Most of the Chechen rebels served in the army of the Soviet Union. Nice touch. I enjoyed the film but I think it definitely has a limited audience.