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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Living Legend (2006)
Bad makeup makes this episode so obvious
I love CSI, but bad makeup of this level is unforgivable. When csi agents are supposed to fall for it. It is so obvious that it is a mask. I lost some respect for the series because they could allow this to air. You know during the first five minutes what's up and WHO's the murderer.
Underwater (2020)
....If this movie can be shown, any idiot can make one
This was, by far, the worst movie I have seen in many years. The dialogue was terrible and badly written, the visuals were foggy and unclear, the plot made no sense, and the actors were terrible! The characters a bunch of scary movie clichés. Embarrassing. Stewart is so annoying, and I normally don't mind her. Just.... Just don't bother with this one.
South Park: Eat, Pray, Queef (2009)
F*** neo feminism. This episode nails it
South Park has nailed it once again. Women start queefing as much as men allegedly fart - claiming it's funny just like a fart joke. That it is sexist to say it's not funny when farts are. 🤣
Inside the Criminal Mind (2017)
Flawed, false details and badly directed ("Fritzl from Germany" , they say) , chaotic
You get tossed back and forth between different cases in every episode. The music is a primitive rip-off og all horror movies ever made. One of the interviewees even says without correcting herself that Fritzl was in Germany.
Netflix should feel ashamed
Crush (2013)
Stalker thriller like Swimfan or You Get Me, but with a twist
This was better than I had expected. You start out thinking you know exactly what's gonna happen - girl crushes on boy, boy's girlfriend gets hurt, boy gets hurt, etc.... But.....
Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
So disappointed.
The very cleverly written and exciting book has been totally railroaded here (pun intended). Cinematography is weirdly cut, confusing. They've tried to make it into a drama instead of a mystery. And.....i can't take it seriously since a ferret apparently has inhabited Branaugh's upper lip. Cannot recognize the character of Poirot. I'm sorry. Truly sorry, for I was looking forward to this one.. But nooooooo. Just no