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Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
Stay away from this smelly turd!
Not only is this the worst sonic game ever but it also could be the worst game on Xbox/PS3. I don't know what's worse: the loading time or the Sliver battle. Ahh yes the Silver battle. Before I continue talking about this awful battle, let me say (if you're unaware) this game has unbelievably bad glitches. For instance, the physics are completely screwed up - Sonic is able to walk on ceilings and not fall off! Also, Silver's ball puzzle is really just a hard, pointless mini-game. Now- back to the Silver battle. Everyone who tried it always seems to remember their first encounter. It's almost impossible to hit him because every single time you walk up to him he pulls you into the air and says an annoying line: "It's no use...Take this!" It takes hours! People say Sonic Genesis is the worst Sonic game. No No No. This is the stink BOMB!
Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction (2005)
Ridiculously fun!
Quite possibly the world's most addictive game ever! It's better than any other third-person shooter. Everything about this game is incredible. I have a hard time getting "unaddicted" to it. However, there are a few flaws in the game. 1. Some missions can get pretty hard. Especially the last mission where you capture/kill the North Korean leader General "Song." It's the hardest level I've ever played... It almost is easier to dodge rainfall during a thunderstorm! Thankfully the game's cheat codes can help take care of that. The game designers basically demand that you to use the invincibility cheat! 2. The game glitches many times. Although most of them are harmless, some can screw up your game (Once I had gotten through to nearly the final mission and China and South Korea stopped fighting with each other). 3. The game is too easy if you only kill the entire "Deck of Fifty-Two" instead of capturing them. But enough with the game's flaws, let's move on to the positives. The coolest thing about the game is that you can enter cheats to change into characters like Indiana Jones and Han Solo (Did Harrison Ford have something to do with this? If only you could be Rick Deckard from Blade Runner.) Overall, this game is amazing. Go buy it, because you won't regret it!
Silent House (2011)
silent but deadly house
I cannot believe I went to see this. A woman(Sarah)is being stalked by a man, and Sarah's family appears to die off. The acting is pretty good but Elizabeth Olsen is very whinny and very annoying. There are goofs, like when the front door is locked rather then unlocked. The "scary pop-ups," are predictable, and it's not very scary at all. I was pretty bored and I yawned about 5 to 10 times. I also saw some people leave in the middle of the movie. I'd like to point out something - demented kids in movies are NOT scary and I think it's almost becoming a cliché. The beginning is OK but the ending is pretty messed up, which is when the movie goes way downhill. When the film is over you might just figure it out but when you do the plot seems very stupid and disappointing. I don't really recommend this movie as it is an okay movie until just before the very end. Also one last rant: if I saw my dad bloody and unconscious I would not start saying OMG OMG OMG OMG a million times - I would cry and find help right away... NOT just be staring into space for five minutes!
Speed (1994)
Action movie you do NOT want to miss!
If you think about it, this may be the best action film of the 90's! When a maniac tells Jack (Keanu Reeves) that a bus will explode if it passes 50 mph, this movie instantly becomes suspenseful. However, there are three things that annoy me: 1. The civilian characters are boring. 2. The guy in the beginning who thinks Jack will arrest him - what happens doesn't make sense! 3. The dumb cliché love interest happens, (like we haven't seen that before). On the brighter side, the way they figure out how to escape the bus is brilliant! The end is also incredible! (Not the love, of course) I highly recommend this astonishing film, but it cannot compare to DIE HARD or LETHAL WEAPON. But if you like action films at all, then watch it! {Rated R}
Steel Dawn (1987)
what's the deal with 4.5?
I don't know why this film got the rating it did. I mean it's a pretty good movie. Swayze does a nice job Like always. For some reason I like watching "Post-apocolictic" movies. Compared to the other movies I saw like "Badlanders and Interzone"...EWW! I thought it was good. The only real thing I didn't like was the end. Okay hold up a second when you watch a sword-fighting movie what happens to the main bad guy? He gets stabbed through the torso, but in this film it brings this cliché to a whole new level. when he gets stabbed he talks to him and he doesn't die! One more thing, this movie is realistic fiction...well if you don't count the apocalypses part, then what's with those little things in the beginning! Anyway, I recommend this movie.
Lennord Maltin gave it 2 stars by the way.