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Vampire Assassin (2005)
You can spot the fake teeth, see the set is made from plastic and useless monologue
This movie actually almost made me cry.
For starters the fake teeth. Then you spot a nice plastic or drawn set. To make it even more boring all the action is followed by a bright light flash. Then the talking: sound levels are so different, sometimes too hard, then too soft, never exactly good like in good movies. Also, it echoes so much that i think they had one microphone on the entire set. And to make matters worse, EVER heard of stereo? If the camera switches, the sound always stays centered. The actors talk like they are reading from a board staged behind the camera. And the zooming into another scene, how terrible childish.
The music is so badly chosen that it never adds something. It only destroys any accidentally created excitement.
To finish it up, the fighting scenes... my 3 year old niece would make a better fighting scene.
This movie is not even good for a laugh, it's just that bad...
DarkWolf (2003)
Bad acting, terrible graphix and even worse story line.
No need for anyone to see this movie in my opinion. In the end, someone needs to fire a gun, all she does is talk. She could have shot him like 10 times by then. If she had done that, the torment of this movie would have been some minutes shorter.
Waste of time,