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Woodlawn (2015)
Wow, totally not what I expected!
I had no idea what this movie was about. My wife picked it and all I thought was great another awful chick flick. This movie was great, but in order to make the most out of it I highly recommend watching it on DVD because at the end you can see the true story of Woodlawn and it helps to bring the whole movie together. I read where other people watched the movie and were disappointed because they felt some things were left unanswered. Well I did also but fortunately I let the credits run and up popped the screen for the bonus stuff. Don't watch just the True Story Of Woodlawn, watch all of the bonus stuff. It will be worth it.
There will be haters because they just can't stand anything about God. Sorry haters, this movie was awesome. What makes it so much better than other movies of this same genre is that this one is based on a true story.
Adam and Eve (2005)
What the.............????????
Sometimes there is a reason that you have never heard of a particular title and this is one of those times. I never heard of this movie so I decided to give it a go. My mistake. Don't let the National Lampoon tag fool you, it sucks. It was about as funny as stubbing your toe on the coffee table. At least stubbing your toe quits hurting, this movie doesn't though. I did give it two stars just because there was a really hot "almost" sex scene with a girl named Patty.
I marked this review as having a spoiler because of mentioning the "almost" sex scene but believe me I am saving you the time of having to watch the movie to see it. This movie is definitely going to the crap stack.
Melancholia (2011)
What the?????
This was horrible. It ranked right up there with Star Wars Christmas and Nacho Libre. Be careful because if you actually pay attention you might get motion sickness from the out of focus and jumpy camera. The beginning started out real well, but went downhill from there. I thought with the cast they had, it would have been much better. Also the story line sounded truly interesting. Sisters that look nothing alike and have totally different accents. Seriously, at least try to make the characters a little more believable. It was like a daytime soap, I could have walked away for several minutes and not missed a thing. Probably should have walked away all together. If you have to pay to watch this movie, save your money. This one will be on the clearance rack at Wal-Mart soon enough. I could probably rant on, but my head still hurts from forcing myself to sit through this monstrosity.