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2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
If it had not been for the shark ...
If the main monster had not been a shark, I would have brought the movie back to Redbox after about 10 minutes. The shark made it slightly better than "Pirahna", but that's about it. I don't think I have ever seen a movie that contained so many mistakes. Not only did the shark have two heads, but it can apparently change its size depending on water level and enemy ... the dimensions of the shark changed constantly. Sometimes it was bigger than a boat, but in the next scene it somehow manages to sneak up on people in about 5 feet of (crystal clear) water. The lady that repaired the boat lost her leg when the shark attacked, but the next scene shows her with both legs again (and flippers, which she did not have earlier). Also, when the shark's first head gets blown off (if you can call those few water drops an explosion), you see a gushing wound where the head had been. A few scenes later, there is no trace of a wound or anything that indicated that this shark had two heads at one point. Oh well, I had a good time commenting the entire movie. The one thing I am still waiting for is an explanation about the hole in the ground, in the first 1/3 of the movie ... Have fun!