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Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
Avatar: The Way of the Bro's
James Cameron's new ocean themed project is visually impressive as expected, but mostly a sea of cliche's horrible dialog and stunning predictability.
It was like watching a 2 hour episode of 90210, complete with all the teen angst, rebellion, bullying and fighting and bro's you can handle. I think they used the word Bro at least 1000 times. How do a bunch of teens who have never been to earth, and barely even seen another human, speak in strings of North American slang.
This painful teen romp was followed an hour of save the whales, planet, natives, religion, culture (insert cause here) propaganda.
How do they have several billions worth of equipment specifically designed for ocean use, when they are based in a forest, and didn't even know Sully was hiding out with the water people till half way through the movie?
I was also wondering what was the point of adding Tarzan boy to movie, but then I realized at end. Can you say Avatar 3?
I rate this a 4 for being a well polished turd.
The Mandalorian: Chapter 8: Redemption (2019)
Lame attempts at comedy ruined an otherwise decent episode for me.
The speeder bike trooper humor was contrived, and completely out of place and out of character. Stop trying so hard. Baby Yoda is enough. Leave the comedy to comedy shows.
Nobody (2021)
A regular guy Action Hero
Loved it. Need a follow-up to explain the characters back story. My only complaint is the movie seems more like a sequel the a first of franchise.
Mental Samurai (2019)
A great time waster
I ran some quick time estimates while watching a few contestants. I would estimate that between Ava taking an inordinate and seemingly random amount of time to announce if the answer is correct and the even more random transport to the next question she wastes up to 40% of the contestants time where they literally can't do anything. And that doesn't include the time it takes her to ask the question. It also succeeds in wasting the talents of Rob Lowe as he does pretty much nothing. Oh and one more thing it wastes, the time of anyone who watches this gimmicky mess.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
Absolute and utter garbage
Rate it a 2 because apparently IMDB throws out 1s. No wonder it's rated so much high than it should be.