Change Your Image
philgr8
Reviews
Strippers vs Werewolves (2012)
You will die with embarrassment
I have just donated my time to something... A movie well I don't know that you could call it that... It was more like a 9 year old's fantasy. Not funny at all just embarrassing. I can't not put the word film in with the movie. I am sure the actors did their stuff well. I can't think of anyone who would have come out of this movie with any credibility. Dusk till Dawn its not. Buy some paint and watch it dry it's much, much more entertaining. The script is lame. There could have been some mileage in this piece. Maybe it ran out of budget. even the effects, bits of limbs, blood gore are like some one made them in school art class. They were neither realistic or silly enough to be funny. I am sure someone had fun when they made it. Its just the audience won't.
The Help (2011)
Wow
Before I watched this movie, I would have said Emma Stone, who? What a great performance. A sublime performance from Viola Davis. I could mention the majority of the cast. I will have to mention Sissy Spacek; as a child I loved her performances, with this film there was no need for rose tinted spectacles.
I joined this site to write about probably the worst film that I had seen.
Now I write about an excellent film. It's great to see a film without male leads that's not a chick flick it's just about being somebody. It had me in the film very quickly and didn't let me go until the credits rolled.
The casting was superb and the pace of the film was spot on.
Just watch this movie and enjoy the acting, the scenes and the carnage that unravels. I will tell you all if you are unsure to read the review from deborahjwood. It's a great summary.
Bail Enforcers (2011)
ummm
It took me several attempts to get through this movie; with the title and the star I figured it would not be high brow, but how low brow could you get.
You would think there would be good action shots, there was not, Made be a script that had some sense, not good sense just some, nope nothing there, Maybe some credible acting in the film, well I admit I missed that scene. That just leaves having beautiful people posing about, sorry not even that...
Please somebody tell me why I slugged my way through this? Am I going insane? Even if you are very very bored, watching paint dry is far more entertaining than this movie. I only registered with this site to save others the pain of this film!