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How High 2 (2019)
Absolutely hilarious
I took 2 tabs of acid and smoked some quality ganja, and while waiting for effects to kick in, I looked for a good movie to watch. This one popped up and I noticed Lil Yachty was in it. "Ice Tray" with Migos and Yachty is one of my all-time favorite songs so I had to check this out. Movie started out a little slow, but my trip kicked in about the same time they smoked a psychedelic blunt and I felt like we were all in it tripping together. The next hour or so was an absolute RIDE!! By the end of it, my belly hurt from laughing so much. Gonna take another 2 tabs with my buddy and rewatch with him. Absolute LEGEND!!!
Bad Cat (2016)
Absolutely painful
As a cat lover, I had high hopes for this. But the violence, language and horribly unethical deeds are just way too over the top for me. I can't imagine any parent wanting their kids to watch this either. But hey, if you like watching animals get killed for little to no reason, then this might just be your thing.
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
Starts out ok but tanks hard soon after
Started out with decent action and plot, but things just started not making any sense about halfway through the movie. Action scenes are very dark, fast paced and hard to follow where they are and what's going on. Started getting very confused with the whole submarine part (who is driving the sub and how the heck are they able to maneuver like that?? is it a transformer or something?).
Even if you turn your brain off, the action scenes start getting real sloppy at the halfway point and this 2:30 hour long movie was VERY hard for me to finish.
The Descent (2005)
SO bad
Not scary, not interesting, not good. Just stupid and nasty. Don't waste your time with this junk.
The monsters were weak, the jump scenes were predictable and the build up was slow and boring. If these girls had been focused on killing the monsters instead of acting like clowns then I'm sure they could have killed them all no problem. Instead, they pretty much let the monsters kill them. And the twist at the end was pretty bad, and overall I'm not sure how this film got a high rating. I wish I had chosen ANY other movie to watch with my girl.. Whoever gave this a good review just ruined my date. Thanks a bunch!