Reviews

When I was about to put in AVP I had one rating in my head PG-13. Why would a Predator and Alien movie be rated that. I found out why this was just a flick to harvest enough cash for the company that produced it. This movie was not for die hard fans of the two series. Anyway I said whatever and put it into my DVD player. I liked the whole concept there is a archaeological journey with all these people going to find a ancient pyramid in Antartica. The Predators are making that journey too and they are going to get there weapons. You know the little three laser beam thing that shoots. Then there is event happening with the aliens. The mother alein is laying her eggs in the pyramid. Conflict happens here with the humans and the predators until the aleins get involved and the alein and predators start fighting. There is no gore only quick shots of fake cgi blood. The thing that got me angry was the last human standing became friends with the Predator. The go and hunt the aliens together. What the hell that was the stupidest thing i have ever saw. The Predator is a ruthless hunter not a friend. My final conclusion is if your looking for blood and guts this is not the movie.

** out of ****

I love horror movies and one movie I really love is the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So I saw the Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre at my local walmart. So I bought it for like $8.00. I thought what the heck its part of the TCM series it has to be funny and pretty disturbing. I put it into my DVD player and sat through this bad movie. It was though funny and had some gore. But the storyline throws you off. You have so many questions that aren't answered in it. The whole movie was a disaster from the start to finish. Just don't get it or even rent it its pure cinema waste!

3 out of 10

i gave it a three cause I'm a gorehound

I been waiting to see a good horror movie for a few years now. And I see a preview for this looks like the ring. So I said no I'm not going to see that. But then people were talking about how scary it was so I said what the hell I got $8.50 and saw it with a few friends. After seeing that Sam Raimi had something to do with this I thought this would be a great horror flick. I was tricked it was a horrible movie. I sat through this wasteland for about 40 minutes and then me and my friends snuck into SEED OF CHUCKY. If this makes people sneak into seed of chucky then its a pretty bad movie. And I was right it was just like The Ring instead of a tape you saw the girls eyes and you die. Don't see it in the movies don't buy it just rent it if you want too. Don't get me wrong some parts were pretty cool. But overall it was a bad movie.

2 out of 10

Man oh man I never saw Bad Santa in the movies but as soon as it came out I bought it. The version I bought is the unrated one. Its about Willie and his dwarf friend going to malls every chirstmas holiday and robbing them blind. The thing is that Willie is a alcoholic and uses every swear known to mankind. Thats what makes the movie so funny. The dwarf is just as bad as Willie in foul language. Also they have a security guard on the back cause the mall owner is worried that Willie will offend the little boys and girls. He pushes the owner to the limit. At first he says to him what my Fu**stick. The the owner catches him having sex with a fat lady in the womens dressing room. There is another storyline there is a kid that gets made fun of. And he thinks Willie is the real Santa. So Willie kind of takes advantage of that. You will roll on the floor crying laughing at the stuff that happens. You should really go and buy this its worth being in your collection.

Wow I was sitting on my sofa and T3 was coming on HBO. I am not a big Terminator fan but Arnold totally rocks. So I watched it and was blowned away with the action scenes and the great storyline. Its starts with John Connor in his 20s he is talking about how he is destined to help mankind in the future and all this stuff. He is a burnout and he lives on the streets. Then the TX comes from the future to kill Johns comrades in the future cause they cannot find John. After she comes Arnold comes from the future ready to kick some butt. The TX finds John from a blood sample. And chaos and action uncoils. I was loving the fights and all the blowned up cars. So if you have a chance go out and rent this. Its worth it.

Listen when I first heard about the remake of TCM. I flipped out and decided not to see it. It sounded like the WB meets a horror movie. Well I was in the video store with only enough money to rent one movie. There was nothing that really caught my interest. So I saw a copy of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) I picked it up and rented it. Then when I got home the horror began.

The movie was a very stupid and idotic remake. It wasnt even a remake. Leatherface looked like crap and his real face was even worse that was some bad makeup. The bad guys were very likeable because they brought humor to the movie. The good guys were pointless cause you all knew what was going to happen. Jessica Biel was coming out alive and all the friends were going to get massacred. Jessica Biel also had alot of choices she could of taken to kill Leatherface. The little hillbilly kid was funny and he should of been bad but they ahd to have a good family member.

The gore sucked there was not enough. The orignal made itself known for some good gore. The only part that made my body tingle. Was when the guy snapped his nails on the cement wall. That was too creepy for me. The salt on the cut off leg was great. I never had laughed so hard in years. As I said a paragraph above Leatherface real face was horrible the makeup really was bad. I think they spent more money on the actors then the makeup.

Oh yea for the people that think that there was a real Thomas Hewitt then youre wrong. That was a actor in that tape at the end. The story was based on Ed Gein. He was a inspiration for alot of movies. Like Phycho/Norman Bates, Texas Chainsaw Massacre/Leatherface,Silence of the Lambs/Buffalo Bill,and many others.

So if its a rainy day out and nothing is on. Dont rent this cause it will add to youre boreness. Go rent the orignal please. And Hollywood please NO MORE REMAKES THAT SUCK.

Rated R for- Stupid cartoon like gore,language,and torture.

Well when I saw Puppet Master 3 in the video store I thought to myself just another stupid sequel. I was fooled this was a great Puppet Master movie. It gives you alot of background information about Toulan and his puppets. The WW2 plot was good too. Alot of people like this one cause it was the most creative. Come on nazis getting slained by little tiny puppets. You also find out how Leech Woman came about. There is some crazy parts like the beginning where the guy awakes on the morgue table burnt to a crisp. Oh yea you find out how every puppet is based on. This movie is a great Full Moon flick. Buy it if you have the money. Or just rent it. It will not dissapoint you.

Rated R for Nudity, Horror Violence, and some language

When I first saw Toxic Avenger I was only 10 years old. The gore enchanted me to the fullest. Sure some of the effects were cheesy but hey who the heck cares. Troma is the best independent movie company out there. Well let me get to the plot. Melvin Junko is a mop boy at Tromavilles Gym. He is a nerd and people dont really get along with him. Four gym members make a plan to basically make fun of him. One flash of a hot blondes boobs. Melvin follows her to a dark pool room. He gets so made fun of he jumps out the window into a barrel of toxic waste. He becomes the first superhero from New Jersey. The movie has boobs, gore, and out of control humor. I would rate it 5 stars.

Rated R for Strong Gore, alot of nudity,and tons of language

Well I love Full Moon Pictures films. They are unique and very creative. When I saw Blood Dolls in my video store I looked at the back cover and was amazed. The clown and the evil dolls drew me to the film. I waited a day to view it and boom the movie struck me with a bad aftertaste. The concept was great a millonaire loses cause of greedy people that screwed him over. The girl band spiced up the movie for man especially when she flashed her boobs. The Clown was cool in many ways the dwarf was the comic releif. And the dominatrix and her slave were funny also. The Blood Dolls were just a plus they killed people in stupid ways. I wanted them to be creative in they ways they did it. Like Puppet Master but no the Pimp shoots them the girl throws knives and the hardcore doll throws a weight on a guy. Which kinda resembles Pinhead from Puppet Master. Anyway if youre looking for a grade B horror/funny movie this might be the one for you. But be warned do not and I am going to repeat myself do not buy it. Rent it so you dont have to waste any money.

Rated R for Violence/Gore,Language,and Brief Nudity