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Derelicts (2017)
I love a good holiday themed horror...
...but this ain't one. This is a BAD holiday themed horror, with NO redeeming qualities. It's a home invasion movie featuring what I can only call the Dollar Tree version of Rob Zombie's Firefly Family (House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, and Three From Hell). This movie isn't cool, it's not funny, it's not campy, it's not shlock... I mean none of these adjectives can be used to grade this movie on a curve. It's just BAD, and pathetically so!
The Girl's Guide to Depravity (2012)
...How to Get Laid Without Getting Screwed!
Ladies & Gentleman the truth's all here, the rule system the girls of "Depravity" use aren't for everybody. And, certainly not the weak! But they're relevant when tackling modern social issues in today's dating game. "Depravity's" Sam & Lizzie represent today's women, there's no denying they are specifically of this era! Wannabe's at home, if you're still going around quoting "Sex and the City"...the gig is up! That old school bulls#$%. ain't gonna cut it no more, you're seriously about a decade behind. Now, PUT DOWN THE COSMOPOLITAN and tune in to MAX!!!
The source material seems extremely relevant too, "The Girl's Guide to Depravity" isn't just this new cutting-edge MAX original series. It's also in official handbook due out in May 2012, that I for one will be reading. Kinda reminds me of a female version of "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" emphasis on FEMALE VERSION. But back to the show, Rebecca Blumhagen (Sam) and Sally Golan (Lizzie) are ridiculously funny and hot, and having adult film star Riley Steele in the supporting cast should only help bring that many more viewers to what is already a great R- rated show.