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Critters 2 (1988)
A sequel that is comparably better than the original... how about that?
15 April 2004
The Critters series consists of two first movies which are worth watching, and two last which are definitely _not_. Critters 2: The Main Course is certainly better as far as special effects go, but I'll be sentenced to eternal damnation if I know which one is better.

The action is still very lively, with necessary thrills and frills; the bounty hunters are back (you know Critters 3 failed because Ug&Lee were painfully absent and Charlie decked out); there's your average amount of mild gore and explosions. Brad seems to be blander than in the original, but his grandmother makes up for that.

The disadvantages of the film are pretty much few and far between. There's the usual mound of logical errors. The number of Crite eggs in the beginning is circa 12-20, mysteriously grows into some 50 when Brad's grandma purchases them, then, lo-and-behold, there's about a THOUSAND Crites in that giant rolling ball..... erm, on the cover that is. Charlie, however wearing state-of-the-art (no joke, I want one) leather space armor, HASN'T GOT A GUN. What's he supposed to do, choke the Critters with his flesh? Nobody ever thinks what species the [alien] eggs might belong to. Charlie and Brad are kinda overardorous over their meeting, since they barely knew each other in the original. And so on, and so forth. I'm not mentioning all, take a paper and pen and have some fun while watching.

Despite all this, I say this is a good choice for some people. I've read wayyyy too many coments in the style of "ohhh, this is SUCH crap I don't know why I've seen it...". Well, why did you? This is not a film that tries to be deep, this is pure entertainment for the youth, for the die-hard sf fans, and for the braindead. I liked it as a kid, I still like it (20 this June), and will show it to my kids for fun and enjoyment.

OVERALL ADVICE: you're a kid, you've got some spare time on your hands, watch it and have fun.
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Critters (1986)
8/10
A funny&scary film for older kids.
15 April 2004
I recommend this film to two viewer groups: a.) kids aged 5-12, and b.) their parents who would like to get the said kids off their heads for 86 minutes.

Watched it at the tender age of 9, and I must say it was quite a bit of entertainment. Quick action (note I had ADHD and this film didn't bore me at any point), good acting, cheesy-but-sufficient special effects. Gore level low(sic!), which is a good thing as imagination makes up for poor special effects. The horror moments are well balanced with humor, and the main characters (even the seemingly callous space bounty hunters) are believable and likable.

Very very good entertainment for the not particularly picky audience the youth is. A kid will watch it till the credits roll, then call up his friends for an amusing game of pretend-to-be-a-space-bounty-hunter-with-an-awesome-gun.

As to the alleged ripping off Gremlins: there are exactly TWO similarities between Crites and Gremlins, i.e. they're SMALL and they're MALEVOLENT. End of similarities list. I can send you an email if you want the full difference list.
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