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A Star Is Born (2018)
Lady Gaga (Madonna Mk2) is why you don't need to see this film
People wake up...Gaga is a brand that typifies how stupid and sheeplike people are. She is a reality TV star at the end of the day (MTV)...and people hailing and praising her talent are sheep that are too afraid to stand away from the herd and say, "actually I think she is c**p". Same with all Pop-culture...it becomes tribal...people want to belong. Gaga is like The Beatles...everyone is afraid to say they were c**ap for fear of being social ridicule but let's face it...they were little more than an engineered boy band. Understanding brands, critical thinking and peer pressure will be far more useful than watching this garbage. If she gets an Oscar for this steaming pile of horse muck then Hollywood needs cleaning out from top to the bottom and people need to wake the hell up
Final Score (2018)
Still cracking up ;aughing about the reviewer who said it was far fetched because of "West Ham playing in Europe" Best review ever!!!!!!
Watched the trailer as I thought maybe Pierce Brosnan would be bringing something to the table...Instead he just lifted a Paycheck off it and banked it. Trailer suggests standard run of the mill churned out rubbish and as a result of that it is a film I would not watch. I'm only doing this review because of a hilarious reviewer before me, andycollyer-41845, who said the awesomely funny words;
".....not talking about the ridiculous acting
.....not talking about the mockney London accents
.....not even talking about making a poor mans Die Hard movie in a football stadium
....,,but having the audience believe West Ham would play in Europe! Have a word with yourselves!!"
Absolutely hilarious...I'm not even a Football fan but the humour was not lost on me. Excellent!!!
The Con Is On (2018)
The Con is Yawn
No spoilers here!!!
This movie is an absolute POS...Tim Roth's dreadful cockney London accent will drive you mental as his lines are pretty much "fahking 'ell" or "fahk this". The story is predictable, pedestrian and subsequently, utterly boring. It looks like it was shot on a very tight budget but trying to look like a jetsetting blockbuster because I noticed that at one point, when they were supposed to be in America, you can see the cars on the road behind them driving on the left...rubbish attention to detail. The acting was cringeworthy in the extreme. A very poor attempt at an old English style "Ealing Comedy" executed disastrously. Trust me 3.5 is a generous rating for such utter rubbish
Red Herring (2015)
Trailer says it all...SHILL VOTES GALORE
If the trailer is anything to go by and I think it's a pretty good indicator of what's in store then this one does not merit watching at all. The acting seems pretty atrocious and I echo what the one other reviewer that isn't linked to the movie has already said...the acting lacks believability...it's as wooden as hell.
If the rest of the picture is well scripted and acted then why would they have chosen the worst 2 minutes of the movie as it's showcase. I know shill voters want to get their picture watched...did it ever occur to them that people would probably be more inclined to watch it if it wasn't such poorly put together garbage. The trailer would seem to suggest a quality that would make even the most amateur film student offering look like the work of Coppola in comparison.
Phantom Halo (2014)
Totally Disjointed
The true mark out of 10 will be apparent when some more votes come in rather than those from the friends and family of the production team...This film had several stories which were poorly explained and never developed. It could've been an excellent film if it weren't trying so hard to be something more than it's substance permitted whilst ending up just a contrived piece of nonsense. Just pretty boring and predictable all round.
The acting was pretty poor from some characters too with one memorable horrendous attempt at an English accent from Roman (Gbenga Akinnagbe). All in all the whole experience left me a little underwhelmed and with the overall feelings..."What was that?" and "Is that it?"
Cutback (2010)
Are you all demented? Utter garbage and a waste of 87 minutes
The previous reviewers couldn't have been watching the same unadulterated rubbish that infected my DVD player with it's religious recruitment nonsense....admittedly a lot different than a lot of mainstream movies...but that doesn't make it watchable. 4.2 out of 10 is way too kind. Save your money and if you want to do something religious go to Church. I am a practising Catholic and I have to say that I found this film offensive really in much the same manner that I find Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door a tad offensive or intrusive. Religion is about choice and had this film been honest in it's description instead of pretending to be about surfing then I would've made the choice not to watch it. I watch films for entertainment and go to Church for my religion.
The only thing this film made me question about myself was why was I watching such drivel.