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Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)
Not impressed
I'm very disappointed in the new Percy Jackson. The beginning knocked off Hellboy 2 with the cutout flashback story telling and mechanical super bad thing powered by fire. Followed that up with a Harry Potter knock off. A crazy car that moves just like Weasleys car, "driven" by three witches that act just like the crazy double decker bus driver. After that we go to the Men in Black knock off, where all the employees of the coffee shop are mythical beings, versus the Post Office. Ah, now UPS converts to the "Olympic Postal Service", where once again, all employees are mythical. Don't think I want to finish watching it. Absolutely no originality left in movies.
100 Degrees Below Zero (2013)
Save your time
If the point of this production was to make one of the worst movies possible, then it was a success. I've seen better directed pornography, which incidentally, also had better acting. Nothing about this movie makes sense. If it weren't for the measurements of Sara, I probably wouldn't have been able to watch it until the end. Definitely not work the cost of electricity to turn on the DVD player. This piece of amazing should have gone straight to the garbage. It's not even good enough to go to television, as cable companies would have to pay advertisers to use their commercials during this movie. If this was made by a first year film student, it still wouldn't excuse the quality, or lack thereof, of this thing.
Prometheus (2012)
Not so great
I was not pleased with this movie. Random outbursts, random crying, sub-par acting and a theme I've seen way too many times. I have been waiting for this movie to come out, and was very disappointed with the outcome. I felt nothing during this movie. It looks like Mars Attacks, Aliens, Event Horizon, with a Men in Black octopus baby all rolled into one. If at any point during the movie I could have "felt" anything for any of the characters, I would have rated it higher. I couldn't. Charlize Theron's character...felt nothing. As events unfolded and characters met their ends, all I thought was "meh". There was nobody I felt was a main character. Just a bunch of random people thrown together doing...something. I just like rocks, you don't even like rocks. How you manage to throw that into an alienish movie I have no idea.