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Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
New pants.
Okay, so I have watched the first one and I found it quite scary but it didn't really make me jump much, and it kinda lacked events, but I swear on my own life this third movie is well improved sending chills up my spine and last nights takeaway in my pants. I found it really frightening and both me and my boyfriend screamed like idiots a number of times. You get loads of crappy horror films about that go straight into some sweaty pervert chopping toes off but the thing that made me soil myself a number of times is the fact that it progresses further and further into the film and you just know when the timer slows down your gonna scream like a bitch. Ending was a bit rushed but what can I say, now every time I hear a noise in my house at night I am pretty convinced I'm going to get possessed/dragged out of bed by a demon.
Magic Mike (2012)
Nope.
Apart from the fantastic backside of Channing Tatum this film was a waste of 7 pounds. It has been hyped in the press recently and I thought it looked like funny film but no, I was met with a film with no storyline, events that came from nowhere and overall I would rather watch reruns of the care-bears than witness this again. I mean come on Channing Tatum? Matthew M-whatever? They have actually done some decent films, attractive men that had a chance of starring in a great film, where was the storyline guys? Because it clearly wasn't in any of your thongs? Upsides? Seeing some hot men strippers and having time to daydream and reflect on my life in the time the film was playing.