Really enjoyed 'The Witch' by the same director. I was disappointed at having spent the time to watch 'The Lighthouse' as the plot almost seems deliberately ridiculous. It's as if they were challenging themselves to make any old story into a gem of a film through brute force, with great acting, cinematography, direction, etc.
It had most of the elements of a great film, but the story was the low-performance chokepoint which set a low ceiling for how great all of the movie elements could ever hope to be in concert. Sure, you can throw all your talent and resources behind a reimagined SpongeBob SquarePants, but at the end of the day, it's still SpongeBob SquarePants.
A slow burning marathon of 'landlubber' talk, with dramatic visuals, sprinkle of octopus n mermaid sex, and finally, revenge of the thrashed seagulls, etc.
I'll give it a 5 for effort and investment. But if I had a time machine, I would probably reclaim my 2hrs and do something more worthwhile.
It had most of the elements of a great film, but the story was the low-performance chokepoint which set a low ceiling for how great all of the movie elements could ever hope to be in concert. Sure, you can throw all your talent and resources behind a reimagined SpongeBob SquarePants, but at the end of the day, it's still SpongeBob SquarePants.
A slow burning marathon of 'landlubber' talk, with dramatic visuals, sprinkle of octopus n mermaid sex, and finally, revenge of the thrashed seagulls, etc.
I'll give it a 5 for effort and investment. But if I had a time machine, I would probably reclaim my 2hrs and do something more worthwhile.
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