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Prometheus (2012)
If you liked this you may have the same mental age as the writers, 10yo 11 tops.
No post pubery person would write something like this.
If you don't see the problem in this plot holes swiss cheese nonsense you may be getting what you deserve.
The characters are not just dumb. They make no sense, dumb people make sense... we are consistently stupid.
This people are just as dumb or smart as the script needs them to be to create a bland flawed tension.
The human origins stuff is pretetious and the black goo is a simplistic resource that again is a plot holes filler that doesn't stick.
This stuff doesn't work even as poetic meraphores.
It is just an sad attempt to impress, disturb and suspense with plastic toys.
Dune: Part Two (2024)
Sadly similar script to Avatar
14 years have gone since we saw an outsider from another culture learn the ways of so called savages and by doing so falls in love with the teaching girl.
He has a initiation challenge of riding the local wild ride and ends up taming the biggest of all. Toruk makto! The profecy is fulfilled.... then the most sacred place where all the souls of their ancesters is blown up by rockets.
From military that back greedy space people that want their mining resource.
They regroup and save the day....
There is a strange language the savages talk.
Savages's women have a spiritual power that men don't.
They don't have blue skin.. but their eyes.
Somebody stole from somebody... too cliche to be relevant.
Great acting, art... CGI... visualy great, yes.
Not a bad execution, I really enjoyed watching.
Spaceman (2024)
Not Sci Fi, more like space fantasy
Not really Sci Fi, into the first minute there is a phone call to Jupiter distance.
Light and any signal takes from half to a full hour to get to earth depending on orbital position.
You can't have a call... its like a kid wrote the script.
Similar to all the star wars series and movies... Anakin: "Now we're really picking up speed"
No, silly boy that wrote the script... He is slowing down from +25000 km/h orbital speed to atmospherical speeds -1000 km/h.
I can get that some times they brake basic universal rules for effect, but this is not giving a F.
No atempt at realism at all. And the casting... Sandler? Really?
The movie es really slow and monotone. I couldn't care enough to follow the character through the messy and boring trip.
Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
Misleading subject.
Forcing what you can do to a child without losing the rating.
Don't be fooled, its not a "Family movie", its about war and hate with a love silver line.
Yes, its visualy beatiful. The CGI is the only high point about this.
Jake is now a father of some childs and it tries to build their personalities but fails.
The rasta human boy that is there just to show how bad the bad guy is, he is also a neglecting father.
So it quicky goes from this to animal torture, killing, Kids are kidnapped like its nothing.
Lots of violence and abuse from which kids barely save themselves again and again against all odds. Holywood style.
House of the Dragon: We Light the Way (2022)
Mess
45 mins of conversation. He with her, them with him, those with those... boooring forced character development with no meat on it.
At the end...
What? Who killed who? Who is winking who? What was that noise? I should have payed attention to all this chattery, I dont get it.
There is a party, GOT tradition... it wont go well.
But there are too many confusing events, and some don t make sense at all. Even GOT standards applied.
This required characters red counter... wtf... 120... who coded this? Has this been through a UX testing?
Nobody hated it? I ve read in other reviews people that hates it. AAaand limit met. Bye.
Run Hide Fight (2020)
Cheesy predictable die hard meets colombine
Cheesy predictable die hard meets colombine.
All that is wrong with USA gun problem, written by somebody that is part of that problem.
An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, in my opinion.
And everybody, even the protagonist, knowing how to shoot is not the solution, is the problem.
They have been fed fear and they depose hate.
Oh... and the fire effects are sad, the acting is unbeliebeable...
A expensive unfortunate cheesy pepperony pizza.
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
Children eager to fight in a war, but no half children blown up?
It's disturbing how this movie shows 2 children brainwashed to believe they are enemies. Repeating bizarre race superiority speachs. They get along, but without leaving this sad fear to their neighbours aside.
And then there are children actively fighting, going to the front to NOT die, because the script would never allow it.
You may say: "People know the horrors of war, that profits rich and kills the poor innocent, this is not about that"
But this is marketed for children, that don't know that and would start romanticizing with war.
Over that, the fact that zionist jewish people is currently opressing people and killing children with the ironic and paper thin excuse of self defense.
The most bizarre film of the decade, in a bad, disturbing and unknowingly way
Wonder Woman (2017)
This page is evil.
IMDB the trash pumping machine.
So biased... selling propaganda as 10p movies..
WonderWoman 9of10 reviews are 1p and talking crap.. The review that appears on the front page of the movie is the 1of10 that say its good. If its war propaganda IMDB loves it.
Pump it up... "clean it".. Trump style.
How much money they gave you to publish lies and be part of all that is wrong and unfair in this world?
Inbred (2011)
The Texas chainsaw massacre... of England?
Full of TCMassacre clichés, but with worst gore ever. homemade. The town was created to host all england retarded people to have them together out of "normal" people's sight. Very typical of the English imperialist way of thinking. Stupids are bad and "normal", blue-eyed people is good. It could have easily been a town where they put all the Indian immigrants to keep them together out of sight and they turned into gory killers. The movie sends a very crappy message of Aryan supremacy from my point of view. A very one-dimensional prejudging message that is, to my understanding, the base of all human problems. To consider one self different, in most cases better than other, for being part of a group, country, religion, "race".
I got really annoyed by this film and wanted to share. But if you are a skinhead go ahead, you may like this piece. Down with diversity! burgers for everyone! :P