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El cuerpo (2012)
Totally overrated in my opinion.
Actors like in a Spanish soap opera and same lame flat dialogues. Actually a lot of the reviews here mentioned a total insane twist in the end. Where was that? It is with three brain cells totally foreseeable due to the all around mentioned dead wife side story and the girl friend as well as father detective clearly suspicious. Especially if you think two steps ahead it could be just a cop involved within the building. So yeah. Nice little wannabe twist but nothing great at all here to see. It's bare able to watch. And that's about it. But totally overrated. If you want to watch a really good Spanish thriller with charm and brain then watch "the best offer" instead. This is fun to watch. Here I had no fun and just cheap fake suspense and far fetched silly story. Naaaah wasted time of my life again. Usually good movies are underrated this is the first movie that I found so lame and has such a high rating on IMDb. So don't let the good reviews and ratings trick you. Really better watch "the best offer" instead. So maybe through this review I can spare someone else's time being wasted and being disappointed as I was.
Hellier (2019)
Not suitable for kids that seem jump scares!!!
If you are interested in the occult and any mystery or spooky topic, then that's something for you. But don't expect screaming people running through the woods hunted by a cheap CGI monster or any sudden jump scares here.
It's more psychological and you can feel with the protagonists of the show. The complete artwork if it's sound or light or cutting is superb people.
If you are a full on skeptic this might be no fun for you. As this is not about to prove the aliens are here, it's more of a journey of the protagonists into their love ( as well as mine ) of a mystery. To go out yourself and try to solve something to experience something. It will never be exactly what you'd expect but sometimes it will be so much more ... and that's what that show does. It makes you want to get active yourself and to doubt the so easily said: nothing supernatural exist. There is no synchronicity it's all coincident.
Well I feel very sorry for these people as they see our whole existence as a mere coincident. Shooting on a planet through the universe without meaning or aim or sense or god. How can a society come that far to say something that stupid about themselves and on top thinking of them as the top of the Evolution. Well coincident I guess how stupid people can be. Self made nihilists called scientists. The great mistake of our time.
Midsommar (2019)
An IKEA advertisment gone wrong...
As much as I really liked and recommend Hereditary, this is simply not a good movie. The acting is over the edge and the two main characters are simply annoying and naive beings which you cannot wait to be finally thrown in the fire, or suffer, so our suffering watching their nonsense stops.
This whole movie is simply one hour too long and its ineffective all in all.
It has no real meaning, or clou, or something that made it interesting for me.
Except from the few gory parts, that were not so bad, but those as well were made simply too much and too long. Ist was all over due and over done the whole movie long.
I am really disappointed by the director as he is able to do better, but here sorry he simply failed on many many ways.
My fair advice: skip this movie - go straight to Wickerman or Hereditary, then you wont be disappointed at least. Aaaahh and beware not to watch the Wickerman with Nicholas Cage but the one from the 70ties!!!
Peeeew I am now really ready again after that movie, to sacrifice myself to the flames of another visit with my wife to IKEA. Its a very very similar experience, as that movie was: Long, never ending seemingly and full of cheap thrills and plastic and poor quality products.
Beware of the Midsommar beware of IKEA beware of the wickerman remake!!!
Amen!
Portal to Hell!!! (2015)
Thaaaaat is some Lovecraft stuff we wanna seeee!!!
By gosh after so many disapointing stuff that has the great name Lovecraft on it, this flick should have been a full length movie!!! Why not I ask myself?! People would love it ( no pun intended). It has this mouth of madness atmosphere and even roddy piper so come on people!!! This is some cool stuff you could do there.
Great acting great ideas even cool effects there and great music choice... I am speechless that this isnt a full movie feature still.
Make some crowd funding and you will get your money and get it hundred times back man for sure. Worked on Iron Sky 1+2 , too!? And you could do way better!!!
I am really sad that this kinda stuff is so rare to see and get today. We need more of that kinda stuff that doesnt take itself so dead serious and exactly fail because its dull to take such stuff too serious. I just can tell its like a prequel sequel to in the mouth of madness by carpenter absolute fine stuff!!
Pleaaaaaaseeeeee MORE!!!!! :D
Glass (2019)
yeeeeeaahh thats how you do Superhero movies!!!
Nice how he combines Split with Unbreakable into some really beautiful but also meaningful and actionful movie.
I really Hope Mister Night does here now go to unravel his own, more deep, more clever Marvel or DC universe... it would fill a great gap for sure.
Plus, I love the deeper meanings behind that movie(s)... they tell you between the lines whats going on since history:
there is a group of people to keep the order they need for control, who keep the knowledge of the power of the human mind and conscience for them. They practice the occult magical works, but just show them to us as tricks, or illusion, or nonsense. Everyone, who in his or her life, has seen things that should not exist, know what its about and the more people are waking up, they start to talk openly about this so called superstitious experiences... well welcome into a new spiritual world and awakening of the power of the human individual mind.
This movie is an early wakeup call, for all who slept enough. Until all are fully awake, this will be one of those many small signs of magic mind in reality.
Thanks for that signs Mister Night... soon there will be Light.
Let there be Light!!!
True Detective: Now Am Found (2019)
Sad flat happy end...
Sorry but this final was such a clumsy thing to do. It took the sinister and meaningful complete 3rd season to a standard Hollywood happy ending and on top it ridicules what's really going on with child trafficking and almost glorifies it with the girl being in a pink castle.
Could have been great. Was maybe not able to be produced as it should have been due to what's really going on in this world and Hollywood is the propaganda machinery No1 worldwide anyway. So far for my excuse to the team.
I felt almost worse as I saw Weinstein company's Emma Watson's satanic ritual abuse diffamation misinformation movie few weeks ago. I refuse to remember it's name as the conclusion why Weinstein company makes a film about SRA was so obvious in the end.
There stands against the movie - i never was really there - with Joachim Phoenix. That's how it is done.
Why the heck is there made any reference to the first so ultimate great and realistic first season here at all, if in the end it was aaaaalll not so bad for the girl aaaall happy ending. Sorry fail fail fail!!!
Suspiria (2018)
This is so close to perfection as any movie could get!!!
Its a remake but not. Its magic. It beholds the whole world we dwell in it. Magic.
Well done. So very well done. Its really amazing what and how they made this happen. Its a stand alone of magic occult art.
If you are interested in seeing behind the reality curtains and want to listen to the whispers of mother suspiriorum then you may dwell ;)
It marks the step inside our new century of magic. Where love is blood flesh is earth.
Thanks to the grandmaster who did so well within his pupil.
Apostle (2018)
Well done better Remake of The Wickerman!
What should I say to all those haters watching usually Saw 1-10 and are not used to a bit more unusual story and execution. I had fun. It was a bite gore and a bit suspense, well acted and great effects in a cool setting. People just dont seem to get much anymore those days. Thanks to Transformers.
This is very similar story to the 70ties also awesome movie THE WICKERMAN.
I liked them both a lot the Nicholas Cage Remake should be forgotten therefore.
If you enjoy some very Lovecraft like moods and story, go for it give it a try at least. Its better than the average low no sense nowadays Hollywood flicks.
Banshee Chapter (2013)
When you came so far and mess up so much!!!
Wow. How you can come so far having a proper cool story and just simply mess the complete movie and atmosphere up by doing too much and going back to average.
Plot holes like the drug guy doing his first DMT Trip?? Come on really?
Then this stupid amazingly odd jump scares that so dont fit the topic and universe of Lovecraft and then even daring mentioning his name?!
Just loud scares and annoyingly streched out which make the whole movie a joke.
Could have been an amazing trip between "fear and loathing" , "the conspiracy" and "pontypool" but nooooo you made an " Annabel/ Conjuring " out of it with less story and less budget and less brain, as this even is possible. SAD!!!!! Take your producers and your writers and the complete team and give them the spanks for being so awful boring and without any effords as it seems. Only efford is to be commercial and average till beyond!!! Pun intended. Lovecraft rest in peace and hope you never get to realize this film where ever you might rest!