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2012: Ice Age (2011)
worst movie ever
The story is poor, the acting god-awful. I was actually hoping they would all die a horrible death, this is how much I disliked those "actors".
2 hours of my life that I would like to get back. Don't make the same mistake. I already could not stand Patrick Labyorteaux in JAG, where his acting was mediocre, but in a leading role, he was a disaster.
Some bad movies have a certain redeeming quality, in the sense of that they're so bad,they're funny, like "The Attack of the Killer Shrews".
Ice Age 2012 had nothing like that just endless dread. Do yourself a favor and don't watch it, at best it's a waste of your time.
Tin Man (2007)
annoying music drowns out dialog
the movie seems to be nice, I have been watching the 1st episode for 30 minutes now. But the music is super-annoying. Whoever did the mix had a bout of megalomania. Aside from being cloyingly bombastic, it is mixed so loud at times, that one just cannot understand what the actors are saying. The drowned-out dialog really makes you miss on verbal clues, and it makes me more and more furious. I'm not sure I can watch the whole thing. What I believe, is that the music is supposed to be a story element, but at that, it fails miserably. I do like Zooey Deschanel, and she makes up for a lot of the disappointment. The sorceress looks like she's had too much Botox, and her acting is stilted.
The Stand (1994)
good plot, but takes weird turn
I think the first half of this movie is excellent. Unfortunately, in the second half, it must have been co-written by the Tim LaHaye. The whole plot takes a weird turn into the rabid Christian side of the house, to the point of tacky. The cheesiest part, the "hand of god" made me want to hurl.
Oh, and Molly Ringwald's "sense of style" is plainly ridiculous. In spite of the plague having wiped out pretty much 99.9% of humanity, she seems to be spending a lot of time in owner-less clothing stores, judging by the way how spiffy she looks at any occasion, sometimes changing her frilly little dresses twice a day at least. A true accomplishment, considering that without power for most of the time, running water might not be easily available. Strange enough, most people look like they're having daily showers come to think of it...
The Bread, My Sweet (2001)
foodie movie (?) to give you stomach cramps
I really cannot fathom who these people are writing the glorious comments. The movie was banal at best, partially unbearable for the bad acting. ( The retarded brother made me scream, and if I had to look into Bella's eyes one more time, I would've rather gone blind )
The cuts were horrible, and the whole movie and script didn't make much sense anyway. What was the daughter doing in Mexico now? working as a prostitute maybe? Yeah, and I still have to find a high powered VP executive who is casually dropping in on meetings, and baking bread anyway, haha wish I had this guy's job with the paycheck and all the free time.
The Italian couple was laughably pseudo-realistic, the daughter remained 2 dimensional, and the rest of the cast seemed more like cast-offs from a highschool drama lab. I watched it till the end just in the faint hope, it would get any better - NOT!
Post Impact (2004)
what a waste
do not watch this movie. I have to go with some/most of the other commentators, admitting I have not been able to finish it. The acting is abysmal and makes cardboard characters look lively. The plot is confused and harebrained. Don't waste your life in front of the TV, go outside, to the beach, shopping, do your laundry, just do something other than watch this movie, pretty much ANYTHING is better.
I actually wanted to submit this now, but the IMDb guidelines demand I submit at least 10 lines. I'm having a hard time writing anything more about this low point of movie history. Well, I liked the dog - one of the best actors in the whole movie!