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Boon (2022)
Slow with no plot or backstory
Who are the people who populate this film, what are their motivations, backstories or plans? No attempt to flesh any of this out almost as if this was episode 5 of an established TV series despite being a really slow first half as it crawls to a poorly executed and illogical shootout, a waste of even these 'C' list actors!
King Arthur (2004)
Absolute B******s
Why make utter tosh like this? Monty Python and the Holy Grail is more historically accurate, better performed and far more plausible! Most of the audience and my poorly attended viewing did come out laughing though, despite half of our heroes having been hacked to pieces. As King Arthur is a legendary figure, why try to tie some mumbo jumbo 'facts' to the story, just glory in the tale! This rubbish is set in the wrong time, place, with the wrong cast (Keira is cute but a Sloan Square Woady? An Anglo-Roman from near Hadrians Wall with a Welsh accent. And the Saxon King from Texas! Ha Ha and you thought John Wayne in the Greatest Story Ever Told was miscast.) Whole thing is an awful waste of time and money! Combines all the worst possible scenarios if you crossed Gladiator with Lord of the Rings and had the script written by the guys from the A Team and cast from the local lumber yard. Worst film I've seen this year