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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019)
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?!
I am a huge KS fan, have been devoted to everything he has done, but this is a step too far. What the hell happened?! Its lazy. The story lacks cohesion and the insertion of the his daughter and "her friends" as a diverse group was painful to watch. They were not funny, entertaining or enjoyable to watch. She is wooden and her friends were plain boring. It was a cameo fest, but without purpose, like the inclusion of Rosario Dawson, who is fantastic, and amazing in Clerks 2, inserted as a new character that lends nothing to the story.
Dude, you were the most amazing, creative, funny writer and director of my youth. You wrote to a generation, you made a generation cry with laughter. Even the stuff that people panned (like Jersey Girl for example) was fantastic compared to this. Get off the weed and look for that spark that made you that guy that that made us devoted to you and your work. Your better than this.
Ji qi zhi xue (2017)
If only we could give 0 out of 10
I have watched Jackie Chan for years and am a huge fan. For pure entertainment he is hard to beat, but this movie is probably the worst and most ridiculous thing he has done. It makes a Nicholas Cage straight to home video masterpiece look like Citizen Kane. The storyline is moronic, the special effects are lame, and it lacks that classic Jackie Chan element of being fun. Depressingly bad.
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Could have been good
Comedy poorly placed and felt incoherent. And Cate Blanchette, such a poor choice for that role, she was just terrible. Watch only if its part of your cable or streaming service.
Combat Countdown: Need for Speed (2012)
Pretty poor
Where do I start. Its fairly poor even for a cheap doco.
This show is nothing more than a glossy brochure for gun runners