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Free Guy (2021)
Completely caught me off guard.
I had no plans to watch what I thought looked like a cheesy run if the mill movie, the only reason I watched it is because I love Jodie Comer! But it ended up being a great movie which really surprised me! Great chemistry between Reynolds and Comer, lots of funny moments and a few touching moments! It kind of reminds me of the Trueman show! Even if you don't like the look of it (like I did) give it 20 mins and you'll be hooked till the end!!!
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)
Better than expected.
After the absolute garbage Ghostbusters movie with Melissa McCarthy (which was just awful in every way) I really didn't hold out much hope for this one! But low and behold I was completely surprised, cast is decent, not a huge Rudd fan but i tolerated him. I loved seeing the original guys in it (and gals) Loved the tribute to Spengler! This definitely threw a few surprises my way but I loved it!
Cry Wolf (2005)
Could've been better
I hate when there are so many scenes that are shot in almost pitch darkness and you cannot see what the hell is going on! Very frustrating. The idea was good it was just the execution that let it down!
Killing Eve (2018)
My favorite show
I only got into this show about a month ago and my god what was I doing for the last few years? I binge watched it all in just over a week! Absolutely loved it, cast are all great, writing is fantastic, and don't tell my wife but I think I've fallen hard for Jodie Comer.
The Last Duel (2021)
Not good
The only reason I watched this is because of the great Jodie Comer! She's one of the few things that's good about the movie, Damon and Afleck have shown that they have absolutely zero acting skills whatsoever! It's almost comical how bad they are! Why and how did they ever get this far?
Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021)
Would give it a zero if I could!
This movie is just awful in every way! Salma Hayek is just annoying, Samuel L Jackson has become nothing more than a 1 trick pony, and we've all seen that trick many times, terrible actor! Reynolds is ok but just his usual sarcasm and nothing new! Morgan Freeman may be the only one that comes out this unscathed! Avoid like the plague!
Nobody (2021)
What a fun action movie
All I have to say is all the little Millennials rating this movie low, well I think it went right over their little heads lol it's embarrassing! I would probably rate it 8 or 9 but just gave it 10 to counter those votes, would love to see a part 2!
The '80s: Top Ten (2022)
Unbelievable!
Watching this with my wife and my daughter! I just couldn't believe that in what should've been a fun show was multiple mentions of suicide in different episodes! Why are Disney/Nat Geo advertising this to children??? What is with Disney firstly making sexual innuendos in kids movies and now mentioning a word that has absolutely no place on Disney plus!!! Canceled immediately and advice others to do the same!!!
Dexter: New Blood (2021)
My favorite show of all time is back baby!!!
This is truly my favorite show of all time, as a lot of people have mentioned this started off a little slow, but I get it! They are introducing us to the new Dexter or should I say "Jim" and his new location etc. But I knew it would pick up as soon as Dexter rears his beautiful head! So excited to have this back, can't wait to watch the rest of this season...hopefully the first of many new seasons.
For All Mankind (2019)
Decent but should've been better
I can't quite put my finger on it, I thought this show was ok but feel it should've been way better! I love the subject matter, really like Joel, watched him in many other things! I just feel this was lacking something, and I didn't really care that much about the characters...maybe it was the writing? Just didn't really reach its potential!
Dune (2021)
Why the high reviews?
I'm sorry but this movie is terrible! Boring storyline, boring and I mean boring dialogue and very boring characters! I was expecting so much more from this, very disappointing!!!
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Best movie ever
Don't listen to all the snowflakes reviewing this movie! This is one of, if not the best teen movie that has ever been made! Just a handful of people in the cast, great writing and even better acting!!! Too many people looking at this movie in "2021" and getting offended by some of the sexual slurs or because someone smoked a joint ooh big deal! Just watch this masterpiece.
Don't Look Under the Bed (1999)
Hard to watch
This movie could've been way better, Chambers does her best to save this but Hodges just makes it completely unwatchable!
A Quiet Place (2018)
Very enjoyable
Really enjoyed this movie, best watched in a dark room! Movie seemed like a good metaphor for the entire Biden administration!
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983)
Great
This was such a huge part of my childhood, was disappointed to see absolute clowns ruin it on Netflix! Canceled my subscription immediately!! Stick to this original series it's fantastic!!!
Ted Lasso (2020)
Best tv show in years!
I don't watch any tv at all, I stream because network tv is absolute garbage and I don't like getting fleeced for $200 a month! This show however is absolutely fantastic! Don't worry if your not a football/soccer fan, it's all about the characters and how amazingly well written this show is, I can't remember the last time I saw a show with as much heart as this show has, it'll make you laugh but equally can make you tear up a little...love it!
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)
If I could give it less than 1 star I would!!!
Don't even waste your time with this garbage, tried to watch it with my daughter, even she was like...turn this trash off!!! That's all you need to know!!
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Turn off your brain for a minute
This was just a fun movie to watch, turn off your brain and just enjoy it for what it is! It's not winning any awards (but who cares about awards?) really enjoyed it!
A Black Lady Sketch Show (2019)
This could've been funny
This really could've been funny...but it's not, not even close!! It's absolute garbage trashy humor, even worse that SNL which is saying something! Avoid this crap at all cost!
Gone (2012)
Better than I was expecting
I went into this movie knowing nothing about it, and ended up really enjoying it! Kept a decent pace throughout, had a few edge of the seat moments! Overall a pleasant surprise!!!
The Wonderful World of Disney: Eloise at the Plaza (2003)
My 9 year old daughter loves this movie!
First off, why is there adults in here rating this movie 1 & 2's? Some clown blabbing about drunk drivers killing people? This is a movie for young children!!! What's wrong with these people? These morons aside...the movie has a pretty decent cast, there's no bad language, no nudity, no violence and lastly no one is doing drugs! Rest assured that you can leave your kids to watch this without any supervision at all! You're welcome!
Coming 2 America (2021)
What a disappointment.
Let me first say, I was huge fan of the first movie! Loved it and watched at least 30 or 40 times! Eddie Murphy was probably my favorite actor of the 80's and early 90's! This movie just feels like a rushed money grab that came 20 years too late! Sorry Eddie!
Car S.O.S. (2013)
Fun and sometimes touching car show!
I just got into the Car SOS party a little late, but I really do like this show, yes Tim goes a little over the top sometimes but hey that's showbiz lol but I love to see how they transform the cars I a very short amount of time! The back stories and often very touching (see the yellow Lanica Dellta Integrale episode. I was bubbling like a baby) but it's a good mix of Top Gear shenanigans and Wheeler Dealer restorations!
Judas and the Black Messiah (2021)
Reviewing a review
This is for SDawson_1 who obviously has a very strange obsession with people that don't have the same political view as himself, you can look at his review a few below mine! He states "Trump fans will hate this" blah blah blah he also says "look at Trump fans other reviews" funny kid be I looked at all yours and every single review you have left is bashing Trump fans! Looks like Mr Trump is living rent free your head little one ha ha
Wendy Williams: The Movie (2021)
Garbage
Get this spoiled brat off tv never mind making a movie about her!!! You would be better off sitting in front a wall watching paint dry!