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Sex Pot (2009)
Sex Pot, the sexiest movie of all time?
What happens when two porn-addicted teenage potheads discover a kind of weed that makes people horny? I watched Sex Pot to find out what happens and try to determine whether or not it is the sexiest movie of all time
Let me start by saying that Sex Pot is barely a movie. The opening credits sequence is a mix of Los Angeles stock-footage, Montreal stock-footage, and footage of traffic clearly shot by someone either in the cast or crew riding shotgun on their way to another location. There's nothing wrong with using stock-footage but mixing the skylines of L.A. and Montreal reveal the movie's low budget and disregard for details. The in-car footage isn't so bad but it reminded me of Birdemic's opening credits, which is another movie that's barely a movie.
Less than a minute in, you already know that this thing is going to be a complete train wreck
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The Girl Next Door (2004)
Sexiest Movie of all time!
When The Girl Next Door was released in 2004 it left quite an impression on lots of young men because the movie's set-up played on two key sexual fantasies of pubescent adolescents: A) The girl next door archetype who's good looks, laid-back nature and proximity to your parent's house highlights her as an ideal person to bang.
B) Having sex with a porn star who's sexual experience is both intriguing and terrifying.
Danielle (played by Elisha Cuthbert), the titular The Girl Next Door, is both the laid-back, good-looking girl of our dreams and has just left her life as a porn star. She immediately takes a liking to local dweeb and protagonist of the movie, Matt (played by Emile Hirsch). And this is precisely why the movie is not sexy...
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