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Hercules (1997)
It Was Lucky that An Extremely Goofy Movie existed....
otherwise it would be the worst in my opinion.
Let's talk about the problems:
First, the accuracy.
This movie had nothing to do with its source, and while this is common in Disney, this was just insulting.
-Hades wasn't the villain, heck, he even helped Hercules. Hera was. This is a problem because we were denied the possibility of a less clichéd villain fighting for a less clichéd cause.
- Um, why is there gospel music in Greek Mythology.
- Hercules killed Megara. You probably should've mentioned that.
But that's understandable, Disney does that a lot. And also it's a kids movie, I get it. So this is forgivable.
Now the worst part: The Clichés.
-Hercules is a dorky awkward bully victim. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD HE'S HERCULES. WHO WOULD BULLY HIM.
-Everybody hates him because he's different and calls him a freak. Seriously. This is getting old. Once again, WHY WOULD YOU INSULT HERCULES.
-Hades wants to... that's right... take over the world.
-Hades has two minions, a fat guy and a skinny guy.
-Hercules is your typical idiot hero after he grows up.
- Hercules is the chosen one.
- Hades reveals his plan in front of Phil.
Next, the pop culture references. Air Hercs, really? On top of that one of Hades' minions own these.
It was unfunny, clichéd, and horrible.
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989)
A Terrible Cartoon Which is Only Loved Because of Nostalgia.
OK. I used to call this show the worst ever. That is until I saw Fred and Annoying Orange on TV but that's another story. Cons: -Stupid Plot (Its based off Mario on the NES. You can't make that into a show without making it unfocused and have no set plot.) -Ripoffs (We see a Sherlock Holmes ripoff and some others. References don't make this funny or unique. It's unoriginal and dumb) -Unimaginative Place Names (Car Land,Robot Land and so many other "Lands". Seriously put in effort. - Stupid Humour (This is the worst. Making Mario Want pasta because he's Italian, an annoying Toad and puns are not funny.) - No Decent Action (It's just like Krypto the Superdog. Once they catch the villains, the villains are quickly pwned. And the villains are all Bowser.)