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Hereditary (2018)
This was terrible
I just got back for paying for this movies for me and my two kids - $60, three hours of my life gone. All three of us were rooting for the demon by the end of this one.
It's hard to find a good scary movie. We read all the reviews, and this one looked promising. Wrong - there must be so many fake accounts stuffing the rating on imdb - I can't believe any of these reviewers watched the movie.
This movie was probably equivalent to a Nightmare on Elm street part VII or something like that.
The reviews your read on this movie are not real. It's not good.
Alien: Covenant (2017)
Ridley Scott should just go make same sex adult movies, and not wreck this franchise anymore
Why did he invent these "engineers" that are all muscular and naked. Why is David the most effeminate acting and sounding robot? Why does he always sounds like he's looking for a g*y hookup?
So David steals a spaceship, flys in a kills the engineers by blowing this black jiz all over everyone? And they all stand there looking up with their mouths open. Really?
And then the two robots meet: "Hey you want to blow on my flute"?
Ridley threw in that hetero shower scene - for what? - to keep us off the scent?
This movie was like a g*y robot love story / murder mystery.
I really liked the first two aliens movies. This was awful.
Homeland: Redux (2014)
This show is not what is was the first two seasons
This was one of the worst episodes yet. It's hard to stay engaged with the characters. Bringing Brodie back (even as a hallucination), that seemed like a desperate way to make you think you were watching one of the good seasons.
Haissam is talking with Saul about all the atrocities committed by Christian over the years, and Saul comes back with something like "Yeah, well I'm a Jew".. and that's it? Thank goodness Jews and Muslims don't have any problems or that could have gotten awkward.
The story is no longer very interesting. Maybe it needs ISIS to come in a cut off Saul's head. I hope next week is better.
The Walking Dead: Arrow on the Doorpost (2013)
Show needs a Game a Thrones type housecleaning
This was the more terribly boring episode yet. A long winded meeting between the governor and rick while everybody bonds outside. The zombies are no longer scary. They can be killed by a ten year old with a ball point pen.
Rick, the Governor and Andrea need to die. I agree with the previous poster about Glenn - he needs to go to. They should have let the zombies eat him a few episodes back.
The governor with an eye patch -- Arghh. Was there a costume store in that little town. Whiskey during the negotiation - that was a crappy cliché. Look how tough we are - we're drinking whiskey - Arghhh.
I don't know how you save this show from what looks like should be a mercy killing. Zombies overrun the town and prison. All the main characters get eaten, and they start over next year. Seaons 1&2 were great. This whole season has been a disappointment. Our family flipped it off last night to watch Leprechaun from 1993. And while that was a pretty weak movie, it was still scarier are more interesting that this.
Homeland: The Choice (2012)
The show seems to be running out of gas
This season got worse and worse. Killing Nazir while he's running around in a old chemical plant by himself. No armed guards, no support, just that spider hole - that was silly. That's like finding Bin Laden hiding out in the back of a McDonalds with cable ties to strap you to the shake machine.
Carrie and Brodie escape from the law to go fishing in Newfoundland - that was ridiculous.
The assassin with a change of heart with Brodie in the gun sight - also ridiculous.
This show could take a few pages from the Game of Thrones - a little more character purging. Brodie should have been blown up with the VP last season, and they should have started with some new Characters. Saul needs to go too.
"I love you Brodie, but I'm so confused. I don't trust you, but I feel connected to you.". "I love you too Carrie, but you work for the CIA and I'm a terrorist". Over and over again.