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Real Life Pokemon (2010)
Ewww...
Bad, mediocre, degraded, scandalous, criminal putrid, sinful, immoral, This is the worst most bad terribly uninteresting waste of time to ever to be conceived.
Who would do this to us torture us with such a waste of time this is not even acceptable for the internet. no would ever deserve to be subjected to the piece of crap that is Pokemon in real Life: More than A Game!! i mean who had this idea no seriously, this is the most terrible its just no form of entertainment!!!! Now just stay away from this since it is most unlikely to be watched!
This is so terrible that I know it sucks and I just found out about it 5 minutes ago going through IMDb.
Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World (2011)
Spy-Kids: All the Crap in the World
Spy Kids: All Time in the World is not good in any way possible, bringing back Carmen and Juni could even save the film.
The special effects were as bad as ever(I could tell the main villain's mask {which was supposed to be a clock, which was made of fabric.} was totally fake.)
The robot dog was not funny, they didn't even take the time to make it look like least like a puppet when it talks. Now Rodriquez needs to go back to making more mature films unless he is 100%-no, 100,000% sure he can make a good children's movie again.
If you just have to see this movie it comes on the only movie channel that would accept it, Showtime.
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
impressive, creative and taken way to seriously
Jeepers Creepers is a good movie. I read people saying it was stupid for them to go back to the church. But if they didn't what could the movie have been about?! Dumb choices always happen in horror movies, but when these two teens make a dumb decision it's waaayyyy to unrealistic. Let's stop trying to make sense of a movie that has a flying demon that can only eat someone if he scare them and just marvel at the creativity of it. If they didn't go back to the church and went to the next town for help instead the Creeper wouldn't be after them and there wouldn't be a movie in the first place. That's what the movie is about a brother and his sister being chase by a monster so he can eat one of them. And Jeepers Creepers has an ending in which the bad guy gets away with it, that's a very risky move but those are some of the best endings.
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Could've ruined the X-men franchise
I think X-men 3 the last stand is not the best in the series, here's a list of the problems in the film
1 Kills off important X-men characters, one of them as if he or she was a lame character
2 Throws random villains in the movie trying to make it so it is a big war event.
3 Randomly gets rid of night crawler not even mentioning him in the movie
4 The cure comes out of the blue, getting rid of the powers of any mutant who gets injected with it,including two main villains as if you don't know.
The thing I hate most about this movie is that it ruined any chance of a direct X-men sequel after it. This movie is why we have X-men origins wolverine and X-men First class instead of just X-men:Attack of the sentinels or whatever. Don't get me wrong, first class is a good movie and Wolverine is okay but this movie is why these prequels came instead of just another X-men sequel.