I just streamed this... and wished that I hadn't. I'm a fan of horror movies, it doesn't matter what the year or subject matter. Unfortunately, the number of bad horror movies I've seen far outweighs the good movies. And IT'S ALIVE falls firmly in the bad category. It feels very much like a dated, tired '70s waste of film, without any of the campy or cheesy appeal that similar movies from the time have.
Essentially, the visual effects are terrible. The story is ridiculous and the twists and turns are stupid. The acting is irritating and underwhelming. The camera work is at times very amateurish. There are no scares, no creepiness or fright. The notion that this tiny "terror" could take out a room of adults is preposterous. And even though Junior only seems to take a chunk out of several victims cheeks, somehow he kills again and again. Bloody milk, anyone? It's nonsense.
Even if you enjoy bad movies, I find it hard to believe you could enjoy this. This movie is terrible. It's schlock without being entertaining, it's cheeze without humor or fun, it's dated without any charm or campiness.
Essentially, the visual effects are terrible. The story is ridiculous and the twists and turns are stupid. The acting is irritating and underwhelming. The camera work is at times very amateurish. There are no scares, no creepiness or fright. The notion that this tiny "terror" could take out a room of adults is preposterous. And even though Junior only seems to take a chunk out of several victims cheeks, somehow he kills again and again. Bloody milk, anyone? It's nonsense.
Even if you enjoy bad movies, I find it hard to believe you could enjoy this. This movie is terrible. It's schlock without being entertaining, it's cheeze without humor or fun, it's dated without any charm or campiness.
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