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The Sword of Bushido (1990)
Laughably bad
My girlfriend bought me this for £1....approximately its true value.
Richard Norton sounds like Tony Curtis in "Some Like It Hot" when he puts on his Cary Grant accent, and is as wooden as Arnie.
The yakuza boss is hilariously incomprehensible, as is his situation i.e. where is the rest of his gang? His ?4 bodyguards get taken out quickly leaving him at Norton's mercy. He's a gang boss! Should be loads of them.
PMSL at the bedroom ninja scene after said ninja falls out of the window, stands up shaking his fist defiantly.....WHAM! Hit by a bus.
PMSL again during the car chase when he nicks the kids go-cart.
And as for his girlfriends cruel nipple torture......
All in all, one of those films that are so bad that they're worth seeing once just for the hell of it.