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Blue Beetle (2023)
Childish as Teletubbies meets Henry Danger
This is the worst thing I have ever seen. I'm not into the cancellation system kids have nowadays when there is prejudice or when it just looks like there is prejudice at stake but I think who wrote this doesn't mean it, maybe it was really written by a 10 year old.
The stereotypical Latino family thing that reminds me of a Fast and Furious surrogate scenario but with clowns instead of braindead glorified criminals.
I just want to regurgitate after watching this. My eight year old was bored like hell. She is way smarter that the guys who thought this was a good idea. The portrayal of the Latin community showed here isn't very serious. Off course there are happy positive resilient people in those communities but taking every stereotype and put it all at once in a family and making them look like the jesters is really annoying. This wasn't a fun movie, it's forgettable, it's the same old story again, it's meek, it has no villain , it's meh...
I wish superhero's could be treated more seriously than what they are getting this days. If you looked to South Korean show "Moving" you could learn a thing or two but no: the american paternalistic media society will only take that show and do a remake just because in their deranged conceptions Americans can't read and a foreign language is too annoying and capable of brain damage or creating communists or democrats as they call it there(Lol). Anyway, having a Batman (after Nolan) isn't enough. DC is way more childish and the CGI is always the worst but Marvel movies ,although better like their comics always were, are getting seriously damaged by the idea every hero needs to be Deadpool or Spider-Man copycats.
Once again ,DC has shot itself in the foot, wait...it blew both feet with a single shot.
The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
It literally happened to me after watching it
This is the best movie there is about ghosting and what insane chaotic sad emotions this creates around people who really care for someone. A story told in the past but so actual. People keep doing this for the most absurd reasons ,hurting and getting hurt. A simple question could make one think about it with a higher perspective: What if the one you ghost would suddenly die tomorrow?
Well, almost nothing I just described is part of this moving story pictured here, but it could. If you are sensible, emotional and have a heart you will enjoy this movie. If you lack adulthood, if you are a troll and lack intelligence to understand something as simple as this story tells, then you will not enjoy this masterpiece that predicted my future somehow.
I wish life was not has cruel as this story tells us.
Speak No Evil (2022)
Shocking and disturbing but hated the victims passivity
It's the first time I see my wife gets disturbed by a movie and we are horror hardcore fans. She got anxious ,started to cry compulsively and left.
The most annoying thing is that I know there are people like this: passive preys. They don't defend themselves. Ok,the plot mirrored reality of some kind but it could be more interesting somehow. It seems somewhat unreal sometimes but I completely understand that this plot is all about
politely passive social unskilled people. They do exist.
It's a shocking story and technically well made
.The victims extreme lack of instincts and wit is unsettling and that's the theme of the movie. Don't bother saying they could or should have done this and that. That's Captain Obvious dissertations. The point of this plot is to talk about that passiveness.
If victims in movies were smarter and courageous the plot would be more demanding to write and it would be and action flick. This movie is about politeness and fear ,also. Fear can make people have no reaction even facing death ,always expecting something go right without making a move. Shocking,disturbing,unsettling.
Green Lantern (2011)
Not as bad as they say
Everybody hates this movie. Relax, enjoy The trip because this is basic entertainment here.
People expect a lot from a superhero movie but this is what it is and you can't compare it with Cinema masterpieces. It's made to be watchable by kids, adults, seniors (although I don't think they like this ,usually), so what were you hopping for?
Yes,the CGI-mask is horridly done but the love interest get it right away and that's cool.
The direction and effects are generally greatl ,acting is
what you should expect for a movie like this,where drama has the capacity of catch you for a second and let go has nothing has ever happened. It's filled with renowned actors so you can leave the bad reviews mostly to chooses made by screenwriting and the big bosses thirst for money.
The guardians are ugly as hell although I liked this movie's concept art a lot ,their faces are a weak point.
This is no Batman and it couldn't be, this character is empty and cinematically uninteresting. It could only be made with a huge amount of CGI and for the year it was made its a lot better than Justice League or some other recent superhero movies.
The story is meh...
...but the mask...did I mentioned it already?
X (2022)
A "tlibute" but not as "flesh" as it could be
I enjoyed it although it could be above average.
Apart from the porn motto ,I've seen this so many times it just is something made over and over but with a proper package.
I tend to be positive and give higher ratings than I really should .Maybe 7 stars is too much but I see effort on many aspects except the writing which doesn't show any holes, by the way. That is remarkable by itself.
The acting was good ,the directing and art/tech details were classy as they evoked the 70s well and it was fun to watch.
There really isn't anything new to expect from this kind of story but I'm sure along the way, someone will turn it original once again by giving the audience something fresh.
I may say it's a good tribute to the genre but don't expect to be surprised much.
Ku bei (2021)
Written by a infant
This is depraved and gory but that's it,it can't be compared to the geniality of "Crossed". The effects are great but the action is sloppy sometimes, the "heroes" are poorly written and the villains somehow are ok.
Who wrote this as the brains of a child. Boring.
When the credits kick in the grindcore soundtrack is very well chosen cuz it's a perfect match with the theme of the flick. So many films have this breakdown when the credits come up (horror or medieval movie that ends With hip hop makes no sense to me)
The Unforgivable (2021)
Crybabies
The high rate on this movie comes from people who doesn't really watch a lot of movies and has been suffering from low criteria. Actor here are ,in the most part, awesome as expected but I've seen movies made for TV from the 80s and 90s better than this.
The story is moving but stuffed with air.
A five year child kills a police officer and her adult sister takes the blame and goes in for 20 years?
Completely avoidable situation ,isn't it?
Weak movie for crybabies.
Retfærdighedens ryttere (2020)
Wonderful piece of cinema
This is such a great entertaining movie that I saw it twice.
The characters are so rich and this is so well written that maybe Hollywood could go to northern Europe and learn a thing or two.
Drama,action,comedy all well-balanced in almost a two hour long flick where we don't rest a moment even when the pace slows down and there is no lame crap like we see in many mainstream movies nowadays.
The acting is superb! All the actors in the group have their moments to shine and show us how incredible they are at portraying this over the top tridimensional characters.
Thank you for this awesome piece of entertainment.
I Care a Lot (2020)
Irritating
Villains ... a mobster surrounded by incompetence outrun by a pain in the ass nasty ambitious lady.
Well, pretty unlikely to happen but it can happen.
A movie that is ok but irritating.
American Horror Story: Rest in Pieces (2019)
Once again, dumb criticism
As a matter a fact ,the acting wasn't bad as you posh critics say here once again.
You see,you think you're so smart and have a lot of knowledge about movies but you all seem millennial to me...
This season replicates a genre and its decade.
It's a tribute for gods sake and you don't get it because you didn't live it or you didn't appreciate it back then. The acting and writing seems off and bad because it's trying to copycat the way it was done in the 80's mostly with the Friday the 13th's franchise.
The stories where poor and full of errors but we loved it and this season is nailing it perfectly. Like I always say: criticizing negatively is easier than making any better. Show me the art you have made ....
The cast, the story, the hair,the makeup ,the tears Montana spills (I laughed every time) are part of a well-done tribute to VHS Camp Slasher .
They made it cheesy on purpose , you A-holes!
The Turning (2020)
Did you read the book
Ok,the book is always better that the movie but have you ever even read one?The ending in the book is also ambiguous (welcome to the world of possibilities). Has for that sentence you like to wear that reads like this " I've seen this a hundred times,it cliché,blablabla,blebleble!" well this book is from 1898 so probably it was one of the first to use a lot of those ideas you have seen so many times.
One reviewer said the video is too dark(get a better copy,moron!) The nerve of this guy. You don't even pay and complain ?Go and do better!
Bad editing?Do you have to be given everything? Dumb people everywhere...
Dark (2017)
Great storytelling
To all the negative critics here, if you are plain dumb and thus so unable to understand this story does that mean it is a bad story?
It is slow,so are you...and??
Can you be objective? If your standards are this: "the story can't be complicated","the pace must be fast as fast and furious my favorite movie" ,"it rips-off movies I don't mention here" it should be read as this:"I'm dumb!","I'm very dumb"," I'm so dumb...please end my life!".
It "rips-off"? So every time-traveling story by the way.
Trolls and haters...that's what you are.
This is very well written( have you ever read a book?),The cinematography and the acting are top-notch and it captivates you until the end. If you can't keep up because the entanglement of too many characters you can find Dark's genealogical tree online.
Der Pass (2018)
Not sloppy at all
This show is awesome and don't mind the Sloppy critics. Sir?If a Czech couple moves to Bulgaria and have a son there,isn't he bulgarian?If a bulgarian's father isn't bulgarian does it mean he isn't bulgarian even if he is born there?
Well,even if that wasn't so,it wouldn't undermine the shows greatness at all.
This is a well written/directed tv show.
X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)
Pittyful!
My expectations were high for the standards of the Fox x-men renditions.
I love X-men and Fox did a terrible job on adapting it. Logan was the only one that you could say it's a great movie but I was hoping they would close the cycle right.
It fails.Sophie Turner is a great Jean Grey and the director and rest of the cast did a good job but the story falls short to the Dark Phoenix saga ,the vilain/s are weak and everything happens too fast.
I hope MCU does a great refresh to X-men and tells the story as it should be told without Mystiques and other minor characters that aren't really part of the main cast from the start.Dont get me wrong,First Class and days of future past were great but this last two takes were awful.
I don't really know what to say about this movie.Its a pitty!
Jean doesn't even get the chance to be Phoenix here. She goes from Jean to Dark Phoenix in a click.
Lame story!
Swamp Thing (2019)
Why cancel?
I really can't understand why a show as good as this dies prematurely.
It's dark horrid ambience reminds me (I think it's really based in it) of Alan Moore's arch(the best in Swamp Thing's comic book history ).
The character deserved this opportunity since the previous attempts were all rubish.
The photography and directing are great,the casting is awesome and the actors are excellent.
I can't quite understand how can they cancel the show.Bad ratings in the age of social media spread the word system?People will eventually see the potencial...
Proxy (2013)
Who compelled me to see this garbage?
Usually I don't like to criticize movies I hated cuz It's losing even more time and this one makes you regret the 2 hours you loose.
Proxy has a simple good idea but apart from a slow motion bloody death and a few other bloody scenes it's a really bad movie. The directing is awfully dull,the movie is too long,too slow(slow pace isn't artsy,good writing and slow pace with a meaning can be) and the best acting is from a small part older actor on the therapy group almost by the end of the movie. Acting is the worse here. They are all bad actors and I wish them and all the team the best on pursuing their dream but it will take more and more work to get there.
I think there are critics trolling people by writing good reviews knowing a flick is not what they write.
Megamind (2010)
Heavy Metal!!!
As a metalhead and comic book fan I love this movie,its cast,its soundtrack and it's simple but effective supermanish story.
Megamind is great as a comedy and even if it's full of references an adult may be drawn into easier than a child what I can say is this movie is my 4 year old girl favorite. The only song that isn't hard rock is her favorite song right now.
Great entertainment,folks!
Kidnap (2017)
Questions people ask...
There are people giving bad reviews about the wrong things characters do in the movie saying that the director or the writer are insults to cinema. Well,you know...characters here pretend to copy real-life people and real life people make mistakes. If there wasn't mistakes characters do there wouldn't be a movie. You are all bench-coaches and you weren't even paying attention to the picture. Yes,the kidnapper could run but then there would be a witness or he just did something wrong like real people do. Not all criminals are smart. The dog got shot when the female kidnapper fell with the shotgun in her hands. Too much car chasing?Really?Boring?Really?I'm bored with this kind of opinions. Go see Prometheus and tell me how many wrong things characters do in that movie.
Has a parent this movie just got my nerves. It isn't Cinema Paradiso or Citizen Kane. It's entertaining. Get entertained and don't be such
"azxhllss"!
Most of you people don't even pay to see a movie.
Hereditary (2018)
Why the bad criticism?Most of you didn't even pay to see it
Imdb is a very democratic "place" and has this wide spectrum of people reviewing and it shouldn't be has considered has it is. I obviously look for the score a movie has in here but that doesn't put me down if I sense I should see this or that flick.
I love horror since ever and I've seen the genre go through so many colors.One thing I am sure is there are movies for each one of you but this movie ain't for everyone and I'm sorry but not everyone gets what real cinema is about. I am being cruel, unpolite and showing political incorrectness but some of you here are just plain dumb or live in a planet of their own.
Movies aren't supposed to be all the same and there are many ways to tell a story.
Hereditary is brilliant has it is.The cinematography,writing,directing,music,editing and actors performances are top-notch!
Toni Collette has an unbelieveble acting in this movie. This could be a drama!The fact that Gabriel Byrne's character is so small is incredible because that character has to be like that (a dimmed personality because there are people like that in real life ).Any actor with his status would want to shine a little bit more here but he does what he is suppose to do and
give life to a character that is just half-visible.
This movie mixes some old ideas together and doesn't bring many new ones to the table but who's being doing something new in the genre for the past decade?Few!
Hereditary is slow paced but unfortunately this doesn't mean slow-minded people will get it.Slow pace isn't a bad thing for itself, man!Just stop whining about it.
People who make bad reviews just for fun or based in their narrow minded entertainment experiences as viewers should first make a review of their lives and their tastes and their capacity to reach certain levels of cultural artistry.What I mean by this is you just waste time of your precious existence trolling and writting bad reviews about pieces of art that aren't bad or as bad as you state and the problem isn't the art but the subject viewer (YOU) that just can't get it thus gets annoyed and goes on a spiral of bullying against people who actually made an excellent job.
Go and review bad movies (yes,there are a lot of them to be reviewed by you) if you wanna go that way .The ones you don't get,leave them alone or try to acquire some taste ,evolve,open your minds,I don't know...get a life and learn to be impartial on your reviews ! It's about time someone would offend you has you offend people who work hard to give you entertainment most of you take for granted and watch for free.
Haute tension (2003)
One of the greatest horror movies of all time
The french did it again!
Haute tension stands as a highly ranked horror movie.You can feel the stress of the characters,their terror,their heartbeats...
This movie has it all!