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Flipped (I) (2010)
4/10
Oh but the food! (Secretly sniffing someone is not okay, mkay?)
24 January 2014
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The thing with this movie is: it's a decent story but it's wrong on so many levels.

First of all, in the story these kids don't age beyond, what, twelve? They should not be thinking about love. They should be thinking about having fun, being creative, doing things, making friends, and so on. This drama does not fit into the lives of such young people. It's not romantic, it's unhealthy.

Second, when a guy stalks a girl like that it's creepy, but when a girl stalks a guy like that it's cute? Geez talk about double standards, let alone the message this sends out to young people. Just chase a person long enough and he/she will fall for you eventually. Spoiler: that's not the way it works, folks. If he or she is just not that into you, move on. Also, don't stalk people. It's wrong, mmkay? And take no for an answer, mmkay? Aaaaand don't go secretly sniffing people, no matter if you're a boy or a girl, and no matter if he/she smells like water melon, cheese sticks, or old books. Just don't. do. it. It's f*cking creepy and NOT cute. Mmkay? Third, as one of the plus sides, this movie totally made me discover something about myself. When they have the Boy Auction - or whatever (again, at that age?! And holy sh*t, talk about shallow standards) - there's a boy being auctioned as the first of them all. He seems so very uninteresting but then we find out he's carrying a basket with chicken salad sandwiches, onion dip, and cherry pie. That's when I went: 'hell that's my kind of guy. I'd date him.' So there's that standard, reaffirmed by the next scene where Bryce asks the blonde if they can please talk about something else than tans or food. Tans, yes, but food? You no like to talk about food? Go f*ck yourself, Bryce Lovski, food is awesome. How boring is he? Also, 'Bryce Lovski'? Does anyone notice the resemblance with 'Kyle Brovlovski'? South Park fantasy maybe? Last but not least, in the last scene Julie goes 'and then, for the first time we really talked' (or something). Why on earth would you chase a guy for so many years if you don't even feel like you've had a decent conversation with him? It's so stupid my vocabulary doesn't even suffice to describe it.

Stupid movie, stupid priorities, stupid standards, loved the food.
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9/10
Go travel. NOW. It's never too late.
10 January 2014
This movie lays it on thick. Like a transvestite's make up thick. You get everything handed to you: a man with a boring job day dreaming his life away, having become someone he never wanted to be. A man who had dreams and 'an idea of who he wanted to be' when he was young. Inspiring quotes. Then along comes this excuse to get out of the country and off he goes, living adventures and growing into a confident, attractive man who's not afraid to speak his mind. It's not even a cliché, it's all just so damn obvious. But you know what, some people simply do need a wake up call with a sledge hammer in the face and this movie is it. If this movie does not inspire you to go out and live the sh*t out of this life, then I don't know what more you need. I don't know what the director thought when he made this movie, but from the looks of it he REALLY wanted to tell people to just go. Go out, go do what you love, grab the courage (like Ned Stark said: you can't have courage if you have no fear - or something like that), and don't wait. Don't wait for love, don't wait for a job, go live your life. Go see the world. Travel. It'll be your best decision ever.

And you know what, he's right. Follow up on this movie's advice. You won't regret it.

Oh, and about the last part of the movie, I loved it. LOVED it. Made my heart beat faster. Ben Stiller can be sexy. Who knew?
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9/10
Oh sh*t, I hate to say it but...
9 January 2014
No, really? This is how it ends? Well, f*ck this.

Okay, this is a good movie. Nay, it's a brilliant movie. Leonardo DiCaprio once again acted the sh*t out of this thing, as did everyone else. It really is brilliantly acted, and you know what, the plot is pretty good too. It keeps you interested, it keeps you watching, it keeps you on the edge of your seat. It keeps you wondering: 'Oh my god, what's going to happen next?' But I'm a radical, a rebel, a socialist. Yes, f*ck you and your dysfunctional capitalism. I hate Wall Street and its fraudulent business, its lobbyists in politics, its sleazy little ways to bypass laws and rules. The FBI will certainly not get on Wall Street's case, this movie is way too optimistic. Unrealistic.

Still, it's good to see a movie out there that's showing the world what Wall Street is doing. That it's doing unfair business and duping the middle and lower class in the process, that it's fraudulent and needs restrictions. If only we could trust the FBI (or anything else!) to stop it.

But hey, Leonardo DiCaprio. F*ck me. He proved it in What's Eating Gilbert Grape and he's proving it again. That man is so much more than a pretty face. That man can act the stars out of the sky. You need a sh*t load of life experience for that. Like, really. He's so f*cking good.

And Jonah Hill. Well done, once again. Let him brag about his friends. This man's got skills! Great movie, great actors. F*ck this son of a b*tch, I'm going to have to rate this a 9.
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8/10
Totally Yes
6 January 2014
This movie was probably meant as a giant PR stunt for loads of actors + some singers (y'all who've seen it know who I mean) but it was so cool nonetheless. It had some really funny jokes that made me laugh out loud at 3:30 in the morning, by my lonesome in the living room. The plot could have been better, but this is an easy-watching movie that's supposed to make you laugh and that's exactly what it's good for.

Even though I hate PR stunts, you just can't deny that Jonah Hill really does have acting skills (I mean, he does, what can I say?) and I love how Channing Tatum mocked himself here. Same goes for James Franco.

As a 30 year old girl, I have to say the ending was the best of all. Just see it and you know what I mean. Even when I'm writing this I'm still smiling at the memory of this movie.

Not a must-see but a 'you-won't-regret-it'-see, especially if you just want to watch something that's light-hearted, funny, and stars actors/singers whose image have been dented lately.

Last but not least, you'll never hear me say Seth Rogen is a bad actor. I saw him first in 'Zack and Miri make a porno' and I've liked him ever since. As for James Franco, he definitely scored some points with this movie. Loved it. Watch it. You'll laugh.
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1/10
Horrible Research Done
6 January 2014
I am probably barking up the wrong tree here, but what kind of ultimate crap is this? Five minutes in and I was angry already. Is this movie supposed to justify the torture under Bush and Obama's command? That dude with the curls was a total douche bag, a psychopath. Torture a man one day, offer him a cigarette the next. That's not 'work', that's psychopathy and it should not be justified in a lame *ss movie.

Oh right, yeah, Pakistanis don't speak Arab.

The makers of these movie never did any proper research. They just asked the government, made notes, and went from there. Excellent research, right. First hand accounts, right! The worst part is that people believe this cow dung. So I guess Pakistan is next on the invasion list? Or is it Syria after all? Or maybe Iran? Hmmm!!! Last but not least, what are Mercutio and that Cool Guy With the Eye Brows doing in this crap movie?
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Endless Love (1981)
4/10
Is it the movie or is it the 80s?
9 August 2013
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This movie is ridiculous. I did not relate to the characters for one minute. I know how strong love can feel when you're young, but when a guy sets your house on fire, you're really still going to love him? And want to be with him? Also, that sentimental nonsense (showing how much they love each other) took way too long. I mean, really? 15 years old and you have sex in your parents' living room? (Maybe it's just that I'm too emancipated, but...) Don't have sex before age 17, kids! And NEVER in your parents' living room! And when you do, do it safe! Don't fall for this romantic crap. Almost half of the movie. At some point I just wanted to fast forward it. I did not "feel the love", which was probably partly to blame on the script and partly on the actors. Terrible movie.
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Hallam Foe (2007)
3/10
Voyeurism is not endearing.
5 July 2013
This was a terrible, terrible movie! Oh my god, I can't even get the words out. It's freaking' dramatic. As in 'dramatically bad', not as in 'this is a dramatic movie'. Oh my word.

I did not have one moment where I empathized or sympathized with any of the characters other than the older dude doing the dishes whose name I don't even remember. This movie tries to portray Halam as if he's freaking' endearing (or understandable) when he's busy spying on people, with those typical background tunes and everything, and he's not. He's a creep, he's creepy, he peeks into windows when people are unsuspectingly doing their own things. And the ending just confirmed my feelings. I wish it wasn't so, all the while I was wishing I would stop seeing him as a creep but I didn't. Terrible movie. Voyeurism is not endearing, no matter how troubled you are.
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Dirty Love (2005)
9/10
I guess I'm the only one who thought this was funny?
3 July 2013
I rated this movie 9 out of 10. That's right. 9 out of 10. Why? It really made me laugh.

Jenny McCarthy ridicules everything in this movie. Herself, her cast, stereotypes we all know, the photography business, love, women, men, fashion, movies, everything. Mostly, though, this movie makes fun of romantic comedies. This is a movie you should not take too serious, because it isn't. It's mostly just finger-pointing and laughing. You just have to "let it happen" as you watch it, and enjoy the hysteria and (self-)mockery. It really cracked me up a couple of times, especially at the end there was a joke I couldn't get over.

Jenny McCarthy is way too intelligent to produce something like this with the intention of making it a serious romantic comedy. (Because those of you who've seen it: a shoe? Really?) She just wanted to laugh at romantic comedies and I think she did a superb job.
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