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Machine (2007)
Truly abysmal, now in 3D!
13 June 2013 - 1 out of 1 users found this review helpful.
A friend bought this monstrosity on Blueray for peanuts from a well-known auction website. I guess the grainy look is supposed to be arty or some such nonsense, but it gives it the feeling of having been shot on a mobile phone. This copy had been somehow post-processed to make it "3D", but it's been done abysmally, with the 3D effect not being there for the first half second or so of each scene, which is a headache-inducing experience to watch.
As for the plot...who knows. People run around and shoot each other, for no immediately apparent reason.
Look out for the sex scene, it's truly hilarious.
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