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Flip or Flop (2013)
Bad Enough To Make You Lose It and Run Into the Hills
Lets be real - you dont watch a show like this for the cookie cutter format or the "flipping" or "flopping" that aparently takes place. You watch it for the personalities, you watch it for the heavily edited people working to do something they love and the dynamic they all have while achieving somethting great. That does not seem to occur here and I ask myself why? Two people that have made the decision to put themselves on a tv show together and be in the spotlight while having very little to no chemistry together, but also trying to be the best parents and partner they can be - from season one you can see the cracks already so it was only a matter of time before what happened did happen. But we still got more and more shows, and now franchise versions where the prodocuers of the show attempt to get a do over but thats not how it works - this is painful, awkward and formulaiec at the best of times. Good luck with Flip or Flop: Compton (or wher variation you are doing now), lets hope we never have to see another shaky marriage go down the tubes in a reality show again.
Bachelor in Paradise (2018)
"Flog Island"
In what I affectionately call "Flog Island" with my partner, its a show where you really have to really have to be a special person to appreciate the worst parts of The Bachelor/Bachelorette all taking place in the confines of an island. Its only redeeming quality is the effervescent Andrew G serving drinks and (and truly really earning) his keep this time around. Well done Osher, you are brilliant. Hopefully you can find a way to get out of your Channel 10 contract and start fulfilling that potential, maybe do some auditions for the new Dyansty, or even be part of many cooking/travelling show franchises on the SBS called "F Thats Delicious - Osher O'Clock". Ok maybe not, but definitely avoid this show.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
Welcome To The New World
I wont write what has already been rehashed thousands of times in reviews already, thats for you to assess on your own. So forget being a star wars fan or not, this movie just isnt any good. If you like having money then so not spend it on this.. but if you must then try and trip the fire alarm while you are in the cinema so you can get a refund. If you paid for it on itunes or blueray then I have no sympathy for you, as you should have looked past all the disney reviews (paid for in full with he threat of never working again) and avoided with every fibre of your being - ok you didnt? Welcome to 2018, you now have to live with yourself.