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Cleaners (2013–2014)
1/10
Worst series since Mr. Ed.
12 March 2016
Sat through some episodes and was constantly wondering why this series was ever made. Never seen such bad, ridiculous action shots. I mean, a shout-out in a room 5x 5 meters, a 1/2" wooden table stopping the bullets from a machine gun for you? A guy being strangled by pulling a plastic bag over his face? (stick your finger through it, moron!) A fist fight against a priest in habit, face hooded invisibly, because it's really the 'stunt' man... Who came up with this idea? All time low in cinematography. I'd demand to erase my name from the title roll... Really really: you do not want to spend a precious second of your life watching this. Spend it on reading a book.
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The Heat (I) (2013)
Standard , off the shelf format, remotely funny
8 July 2013
One of those zillion cop stories. All the standard ingredients of a cop show are there. So no surprises. Some vaguely funny scenes, but so irrational you can't believe anyone would put them in a movie. Like when one of the actresses parks her car in a tight spot and can only get her fat ass out through the window, into the car next to her and can open that door. I mean... NOBODY would park a car in such a spot. Talk about building a joke.... Bullock in her standard role: no surprises, seen it, done that, been there. Don't know the other woman, but looks like she was ripped off a stand-up comedian stage (you know the kind: stream of abusive language, insulting the audience). Now, the theme is stale. Some creativity please.
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