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Benny Loves You (2019)
Loved it
Dumb, stupid, cute, horrific. The low budget also added to the funny bits. I mean, this was just what I wanted on a Saturday evening.
I was surprised many times with how funny some bits were with the childish police and the how well the severed head resembled the actor.
The dripping of blood was a nice touch and the over the top acting added another layer of silly to the obscene scenes.
As a kid I often fantasized about my plushies coming to life, and growing up well before the invention of internet and phones, I did spend a fair amount of time playing with them plushies.
I even acted out some of the scenes in the '80s myself.
I absolutely loved this movie. I was very nostalgic and happy while watching.
Renfield (2023)
Entertaining
I absolutely loved Nic Cage in this role. He is one of the best actors in the world.
Going into the movie I had, simply put, no expectations.
This was the most entertaining movie I've seen in the last few months.
Awkwafina did a good job as a goofy cop.
Good acting all around.
The ambiance, music, fighting scenes all fit together.
I have nothing bad to say about this movie.
When watching, have some tissues ready. I cried laughing during parts of the movie. Tissues were used.
Very violent and gory combined with ridiculous humour and some satire. Dark and gritty.
A must watch for anyone with a sense of humour.
Ägd av Danny (2022)
Entertaining and sometimes hilarious
The first EP wasn't the best, and I hid behind my cringe pillow a lot. However, we kept it on as we did things around the house and we both laughed a lot at some pranks and reactions.
It gets better.
As others have mentioned the budget. I don't min a low budget. This show created work for people, gave me a good mood and kept me entertained in this otherwise dark time we live in.
It captured my interest as background show while doing chores like cleaning, cooking and eating. Or just chilling browsing socials in the sofa. Solid 6/10.
Thank you Danny, I will watch all of it and probably come back with a more in depth review.
White Noise (2022)
DO NOT WATCH. IT'S SO BOOORING
Save yourself from this disaster.
It tried to be thought provoking and deep, but it just ruined an evening.
This movie is so bad that it may result in you watching transforming into a wife beater.
I don't know what to do with my frustration.
This is NOT art, this is the definition of trash.
What was the point of the movie?
I bet you that jails will over flow with murderers as a result of watching this abomination.
This need to be removed from ALL streaming platforms. This is not a comedy, or a scary movie. It's just agony and boredom through and through. I want the time back that this movie stole.
Kan vi förlåta Margaux? (2022)
How about no?
A woman who would spit in your face to earn a few monies... The most disgusting person, waste of oxygen really.
When the story first hit the news, this influencer trash went full damage control and now her "fans" wants her pardon. Everyone else wants her cancelled and thrown out to live in the slums and become the thing she ridiculed. This would help this "superior" (in her mind) trash become more humble. I think my point is made clear already, but still need some filler characters to reach six hundred letters.
Cancel her, remove her name from the internet. Stop making stupid people famous please.
Devil in Ohio (2022)
Good acting
I like the setting and the ambiance. The sound team also did a good job setting the mood.
But I would not call this a horror or thriller. This is more of a drama mystery.
There's a lot of symbolisms in this production and for someone who is into conspiracy and religious cults I found this interesting. It's very subtle, and I'm not certain if they're supposed to be of much note yet, but so far I'm on episode 4 and it's keeping me interested.
Understand that cults like this do exist and can live very isolated from the rest of society and I feel they captured that in this depiction of a religious cult.
Prey (2022)
The time of man is over
This tiny girl is more powerful than everyone! Good old Arnold could learn a thing or two, years of training and practice means nothing if a scrawny thin young girl has access to string and axe.
Good job.
Also, she's not a tracker if she does not track at all but has a dog who does it for her?
The effects were good, the story was terrible.
It would have made more sense if they worked together to defeat the predator, but well... We know what era we're in. Femdom and zero logic is where it's at.
No one with sense has anything against strong female characters, but doing something this stupid trying to make it convincing is laughable.
Look, the girl Naru could as well have been clever and come up with a way to defeat the predator. How she ultimately defeated the predator with his own helm, stuck to a tree near a swamp with perfect aim... And the predator did not have a clue what was going on and blew his own head full of arrows?
Would it have been so hard to have more than one person survive? I mean, the tribe could have had losses, but in the end, one could have been holding one piece of the predators equipment, while Naru cleverly figured out how to operate them. We gathered she was clever from the first few minutes. But to have the strength to physically over power the predator was so silly and stupid that this should be labeled as comedy and nothing else.
Archive 81 (2022)
Wishing for a season 2
After the first few minutes of the first episode it was clear to me that I had to binge watch this awesome series.
Some of the special effects in the later episodes could have been better, and there were some plot holes, but it was still better than anything Netflix has previously produced.
Hope Netflix will reconsider and make plans for a season two.
Behind the Curve (2018)
America at it's finest. Silly and entertaining.
Who knew documentaries could be comedy. It was a fun viewing.
This is a platform for stupid people to reach fandom and get famous. From fame comes money. I believe that is all there is to it. A few people who want to get famous no matter what, even if it's something as stupid as "the earth is flat"...
This documentary clearly points out the "Flat Earth" is a company, making money, expanding, hosting their own award shows, planting employees at key positions in society, working as agents expanding the eccho chamber.
You are always going to have weird people in a society. It's mathematically possible to calculate with Normal Distribution.
On the left you have the flat earthers, anti vaxxers and general wacky people working to take us back to the stone age. On the farthest left in the thinnest of the distribution, you find people like Mark and Patricia, the dumbest among the dumb.
In the middle you have "the norm" with the majority of the population. The general public.
And on the right you have the science, with people working hard to keep the stupidity at bay.
How can you debunk flat earth? That's easy, if the earth was flat, the sun would eirther always be vissible or never since we clearly have time zones.
This is never mentioned in the documentary. The fact that the sun "goes down" as the globe spins, the sun is Aalways visible at some place on earth.
Boom, debunked.
Mortal Kombat (2021)
Satisfied my expectations
We begin with a lovely story, with a tragic end, which felt like a movie of its own. The first part was all you could ask for. Acting, story and drama. The first fight scene was epic and we, the audience, understood very well that one clan was of warmth and the other clan was of cold.
After the first sequence, the screen goes dark for a good long while as we digest the information from the first part. I was at this point very excited to continue watching, and my expectations grew.
At this point, it was clear that we did not continue the stories from previous movies or series, but instead this movie is an interpretation of the games.
In the main story of the movie we follow Cole, Sonya, Jax and Kano. And I was a mixture of curious and disappointed to what was done with the Kano character. This low life criminal was suddenly full of comic relief and whimsy.
It took a while to get over, but in the end, he became more of the evil bastard we know and love.
Some of the more famous characters were intentionally left out of this first movie, and it's clear they expect to make another installation and continue this story somehow, and I'm looking forward to it. Let's just hope this goes well and we will get a sequel.
I give this movie a strong 7 out of 10. The acting struggled at times, and the same actor could perform splendidly in moments later. Some of the characters story line got cut short, but I was thinking this might be a horrible movie like a 2 or 3 going into it, but after the very first scene I was just blown away. So good at times.
The tag team fight with mini Godzilla was very entertaining and the CGI team did us a solid. Shame we never got to see our ninja in green.
I recommend you to watch this movie. It is entertaining with good pretty fight scenes with moves from old and new games.
Midnight Mass (2021)
Slow pased and boring show
This has to be the worst show on Netflix right now.
Anyone rating this higher than 1/10 is lying to themselves and everyone reading their fake review.
After watching the first episode in agony I can't tell what this show is about other than religion and drunk driving.
Watching paint dry is more entertaining than this.
Thunder Force (2021)
Thought it would be funny
Offered nothing new, not worth watching.
It was so dumb and annoying all it did was make me feel frustrated and annoyed. Put me in a foul mood.
Was a first time experience getting that mindset after watching something labeled as a comedy.
Tiny Creatures (2020)
Was expecting a documentary... But well...
Not sure about how they filmed this, were the animals exposed to real danger for our amusement? I don't know, but it was labeled as a documentary.
Looks like it's aimed towards kids, so it may aswell have been animated instead of stressing animals. You woke and or pc nerds defending animal abuse saying it's cute... How about some proof the animals was not exposed to unnatural stress?
It tried to be funny, but it ended up feeling forced and nothing is natural.
It's by no means a documentary, this is something else, but Netflix labeled it as a documentary so I rate it based on that.
Crowsnest (2012)
Boring and pointless
Was looking for a scary flick to get the heart beat pounding. Instead I ended up so bored it was hard to not fall asleep. I always finish a film, and this time it felt like I wasted my time. I could have been staring at the wall instead, which would quite honestly been more entertaining. To sum up this film; Blair Witch themed, some kids jogging in the woods, these kids who make frustratingly poor decisions to the point where I feel ashamed for the human race. If there are people out there this stupid, I don't want to be part of their existence. This film was poorly made. The actors did their best, they were not horrible, but to be a half decent actor in a bad film is like putting lipstick on a pig, it just doesn't work. The film was bad, and the director should feel bad.