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matt_lloyd
Reviews
Constantine (2005)
Terrible Film
Oh dear. Keanu Reeves has shown us once again just why he will never win an Oscar or indeed give a believable performance in any film. His moody stares and wooden delivery of lines are laughable. Its a miracle he still gets work, I suppose the makers of the film were appealing to the same kind of people who believed the hype surrounding the final two Matrix films and cast him because of this. The story was also weak and dull but it tried so hard (and failed)to be cool and gritty. I urge everyone reading this to save their money, sitting through this film will make you want to cry with the waste of both your time and money. Look out for a very good Dr Evil impression near the end of the film (my personal highlight)
Hush Little Baby (1994)
Gripping thriller
This film is so bad that it is good. The cheesy lines and, in many places, hilarious acting make for an unintended laugh a minute. The film is basically a rip of from many others but what didn't go into the story line went into the comedy. The film is the story of how a crazy woman had her child taken into care and many years later wanted to be part of her family again. She goes to many unconvincing lengths to ensure that she and her daughter will be together. This film is a must see for everybody(legally old enough to view it)and I imagine it can be found in a bargain bin near you so. For a little investment expect a lot of return.