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Toonstone (2014)
Him Majestic Creature
If rain come for that dance, rain be disappointed. An insanely run, free, fuel ride. It combines old style westerns, with random silly comedy. It's beautifully animated and well written. Character development is on point with short but fully fleshed out villains. I could eat an apple with or without Wild Harry Johnson anytime of year with this instant classic.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
Gamers Beware!
This movie starts bad and only gets worse. Not only does it not make any sense, this pulls certain elements from the first 2 games, which don't take place together, but most of those characters don't meet each other. I fully understand this is a movie and they needed to take shortcuts, but this movie is 100% fan service. There is nothing but cheap scares and missed opportunities. The scariest parts of the game are not even attempted to be replicated in the movie. No bosses, no tyrants, there isn't a mention of the T-Virus which is the point of the whole first trilogy. The cast is horribly misplaced, none of them are believable. Leon, being the worst. They character they wrote for this movie is polar opposite to his narrative and behavior in the games. On top of that, they re-wrote Wesker and Ada's backstory which completely eliminates them from continuity as far as a sequels go. Which most likely won't happen considering how poorly this opened. It's definitely not "Super super scary" it's barely watchable.
V/H/S Viral (2014)
Very Weak
FilmAddict303 hit a lot of good points with this review.
Easily the worst of the 3 and is far from scary and hardly violent. From time to time you get some good scenes like the (Spoiler)guy's feet being dragged from the car and the 2 hand scenes in the magic video.
Vicious Circles starts of promising with the couple video but their story is the least exciting and never really goes anywhere.
Dante the Great started off good but just got repetitive and low budget towards the end. Its a very cool idea to play with but it wasn't ended properly.
Parallel Monsters was good for the first minutes or so but when they are doing their things it just goes way down hill and there is never any sort of explanation for the hell is supposed to be going on, its just confusing.
Bonestorm had so much potential but had some major flaws. I don't understand why the camera guy kept lying to them about filming, it was just a waste of several lines. but the worst parts about it were that the fight scene could have been so much cooler had it not been so up close like that and we never got to see whatever came out at the end.
and truth be told I'm not even sure what Gorgeous Vortex was, there were only 3 videos and then the main story type deal, so if someone could help me out on that one.
Overall, the movie is poorly executed and fails to even touch the other 2 in terms of horror and creativity