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Jackass (2000)
An excellent show, one of my all time favorites!
This show is awesome! The cast perform crazy stunts like poo cocktail, poo diving and eating eggs. In almost every stunt someone gets hurt, and that makes me laugh very much. My favorite characters are Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera and Chris Pontius. He has a cool "stunt", or can we call it a stunt? Anyway he goes to a shop and music starts to play. He takes of almost all of his clothes and starts to dance, then he says to the salesman; "I like partying, this music makes me party." or something like that. Pontius got his nickname from that "stunt", Partyboy.
Anyway Jackass is an excellent show and it's fun to watch when someone gets hurt or gets embarrassed by someone. This is entertainment, and Jackass is a good example of entertainment. But please, DON'T TRY THOSE STUNTS AT HOME. DON'T TRY THOSE STUNTS ANYWHERE ELSE EITHER.
I give this show 9 out of 10.
Commando (1985)
Arnold rocks!
*SPOILER WARNING* Absolutely Commando is one of Arnie's classic actionmovies, the story starts when John Matrix's (Arnie) daughter (Alyssa Milano) is kidnapped. Arnold has 10 hours to save his daughter or she is gonna get killed. Originally the story goes that Arnold must kill president Velasquez, and then he gets her daughter back. But Arnold is not gonna do it, he is gonna save his daughter. I liked the last battle where about 200 men are trying to bring Arnold down but he just gets them down. Bennett is kinda stupid looking bad guy though, and at the end when Bennett and Matrix are fighting, Matrix cannot beat him easily. That is kinda odd, because Matrix has lots of muscles and Bennett has no muscles in his body. I liked this movie, if you liked Arnold watch this. Actually, Arnold is my favorite actor of all time.
**** out of *****
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
South Park - Bigger, Longer and Uncut
The movie is good comedy and it has very much swearing, especially Terrance and Phillip are great idea for the movie. When i first saw the movie i laughed to it very much, haahah the unclefucka-song is very good. The movie starts when Stan,Kenny,Kyle and Cartman wants to go to see the Asses of fire movie, and then they cant go in but they pay to homeless guy so they can get in. The boys are swearing and they get busted for it. Then their parents hear that they saw R-rated movie, then begins war. USA versus Canada. If you've watched South Park from TV and liked it, then u may like the South Park - Bigger,Longer and Uncut movie!!!!!!