I made the unfortunate mistake of reading the reviews here before watching the blu-ray I got in the $8 bin. I watched in horror as everything the negative reviewers pointed out was revealed as the ugly truth. The film(?) is so bad it actually deserves a rating of half a star, which sadly doesn't exist on this site's rating system. I understand completely now why the reviewers were beside themselves trying to squeeze out adjectives and metaphors for how bad this piece of cinematic garbage truly is. Spoilers...how can you spoil something that is already rotten? I would rather have spent that $8 on a fast food meal that gave me food poisoning...at least it would have given me some nourishment before my bowel movement. Yes, it is truly THAT bad. I could care less about the $8 I wasted because the worst of it is I will never be able to purge it from my subconscious mind and will have to bear the memory of it till I die.
Reviews
2 Reviews
Alien Uprising
(2012)
I'd rather die a slow painful death than watch this trash again!!!!!!!
18 October 2014
Panic Room
(2002)
Kill a little girl with 2 cops present?
3 June 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Loved this film as it's always a pleasure to watch an actress as talented as Jodie Foster. I did however give the film 9 out of 10 due to a plot element that truly annoys me. What mother, regardless of how strong her maternal instinct is, would actually believe that the intruders would have killed her daughter whilst two cops were present? Compound home invasion, burglary, assault and murder with a second murder with nothing to gain but more jail time? Would any criminal be THAT stupid? She could have swung the door wide open and told them they were in the panic room on the third floor with her daughter. The End? Perhaps they would have shut the door and taken her hostage? That would be a truly ironic plot twist.
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