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The Arroyo (2014)
Doesn't even qualify as a B movie
Some of the worst acting of any movie I've ever seen.
It makes a porn movie look Oscar worthy.
Weak character development.
Horribly paced and crushingly dull.
Actors come across as passionless and dimwitted.
Unimaginative and simplistic plot that a third grader wouldn't be hard pressed to write.
Blatant conservative dogma that fails to entertain or make anyone care about the message.
The good news it there is absolutely no need to worry about right wing propaganda taking over the film industry anytime soon with efforts like this.
Interview with a Hitman (2012)
dreary and cliché
Typical tough guy too cool for everything hit man character without emotion except when he sees a woman getting beaten like his mother then he supposedly jumps into righteous hero mode. Predictable and formulated with incessant droning music that makes you want to take a bullet yourself just to end the monotony. And enough with the shaky camera, it literally does not stop quivering for a split second during the whole movie. Even reigning hand held twitchy kings like the Bourne flicks take a break from that once in a while during the story. The twist at the end is not even enough to rescue this flick from an hour and a half exercise in dreariness.