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Really Me (2011)
Ripoff of iCarly
This show is pretty much trying to copy the success of that other show for tween girls iCarly. I'm not a fan of that show either at all but in terms of the quality of a TV show iCarly is much better than Really Me. Basically Really Me had about the same level of acting, namely not great acting but for a show like this with basically just kids in it what level of acting can you actually expect? Actually to be honest I thought the kids/actors/characters in Really Me were less annoying than the ones on iCarly, who make me want to pull my own hair and scream every time they painfully deliver a line of dialogue. But the show is a lot cheaper and the main problem is that the stories are super old rehashes of the same stories we've all seen before over the years, just like iCarly, but the writing and jokes are even worse than what iCarly has to offer, which is hart to believe. Do yourself a favour and skip this show, it is terrible.
The Ron James Show (2009)
1 out of 10
I give this show 1 out of 10. It is yet another pathetic attempt by CBC to make comedy for geezers. I recognize Ron James from countless other TV shows and programs and specials over the years and I actually remember seeing him do stand up comedy specials on TV years ago that I actually enjoyed watching. The problem is his comedy never changed and now he's super old and annoying, telling jokes you know the punchlines to, and desperately waving his arms around while loudly talking at 6000 words per minute in an effort to trick us into laughing. That is just the bad stand up comedy bits and those are actually the least objectionable parts of the show. The skits are so terrible I can't even watch. The Little Ronny cartoons are terrible and unfunny and don't even have a point, it's like somebody smoked a pound of crack and then tried to make a cartoon. I'm sure it's funny to whoever made it, but why do I want to watch a cartoon kid with a creepy old man head sit at a kitchen table and occasionally swear for two minutes with no discernible jokes? This show just plain stinks. Another loser for CBC who can't seem to shake themselves of the habit of putting really old people on TV long after they were funny at all. I'm guessing whenever they finally get rid of this show they'll just bring back Air Farce. I pretty much give up on CBC.
Zoink'd (2012)
Whatever Demon Dragged This Show From The Bowels Of Hell... Please Drag It Back!
Spoiler Alert: This show is a horrifyingly awful piece of tele-garbage dragged from the pits of hell by Satan's most mentally challenged demon.
"Zoink'd" - so named because "Zoinked" was not considered "zany" enough by whatever network executive's nephew is writing and producing it - is so bad that I find myself having to watch it. Much like a terrifying, stomach-churning bus accident in which dozens of innocent children died, I can't stop myself from looking. The masochistic part of my brain takes over the moment I wake up that day and continues whispering "Zoink'd is on tonight... Zoink'd is on tonight... Zoink'd is on tonight" until I get home and somehow force myself to remove the revolver from my mouth and instead pick up the remote, sit on the couch and watch this putrid extravaganza of "zany", mouth agape with the occasional cry for help escaping, eyes wide open with the occasional tear escaping, and ears listening with the occasional stream of blood escaping.
Yes, this show is so grotesquely awful that my ears bleed with the effort of trying to process the shrill obnoxiousness pouring out of these child judge's hell-mouths and the unfunny "I'm so terrible I even hate myself won't someone please shoot me in the face when I leave the studio to walk to the bus stop oh why oh why has no one put me out of this walking misery already?" host, Adam Shootme.
The child judges on this show - who you may remember from their last role as the shrieking, maggot-like demon foetuses infesting the Ghost of Christmas Future's ribcage - are so awful that I purchased a shovel, even though I live in a fifth floor condominium, because I know if I ever happen to meet one of these unfortunate creatures I will need a tool with which to defend myself and it is my understanding that a nice heavy spade is an ideal weapon with which to remove a child of Hades' head for seven-days-of-salting then burning, which I have been assured is the only way to kill one. Also the shovel would come in handy afterwards when I need to bury the rest of the festering sewn-together goatskin "corpse" it was using as a human-child-disguise in a cursed Indian pet cemetery, as demanded in the Dead Sea Scrolls.
As for the host, I hope one day he finally tells a joke that is so bad it causes him to spontaneously combust, mouth first, leaving his eyes to burn last so that he can watch his spindly, meatless kindling legs go up like match sticks while the audience cheers, laughs and applauds his "zaniness".
The prize for the adults who go on this show and try to out-"zany" each other is $1000. I would like to offer $1005 to anyone who goes on this show and smashes every camera and microphone, every cable and piece of equipment they see, to prevent this mindless, humanity-hating genocide of entertainment from ever being broadcast again.
Did I mention how horrible the kids are? They aren't even cute. There, I said it. Untalented kids who are destined to become nothing.
Look at your host, kids. He is your future.
Sanjay and Craig (2013)
Farting Pizza!
I just watched this! The snake ate a squished road pizza that was full of germs! Then he burped! Then a little pizza man came out of the burp! He said he was the pizza king! He made Craig the snake do stuff! He made Craig the snake ruin chicken wing day! And go to the pizza place! And steal people's pizza! And scare them! And steal a truck! And shoot pizza sauce out of a cannon on the truck! At people who were waiting for free chicken wings! But the best part of all was the pizza slice king! He danced around on another pizza and kept farting! There was a lot of farting and also some burping! In the end Sanjay saved Craig by dressing up like a pizza slice so Craig would eat him and then threw the bad pizza out of his mouth! Fart! Burp!
One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)
The Best Disney Movie
101 Dalmations is my number one most loved Walt Disney movie of all time. I remember watching it for the first time with my sister and my dad and we thought it was very special. The scene where the puppies just kept getting born with more and more of them all over the kitchen and house was so exciting to us we couldn't believe how many puppies had been born. The dog characters were all great and we loved the couple who owned the dogs and the maid. Cruella de Ville is the best Disney villain of all time in my opinion too she is so evil and insane and gets a great come upping in the end. Her henchman are pretty funny and scary at the same time too. Any kid would love watching this Disney movie it is one of the best.