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1/10
One of the worst horror films ever made
16 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This film is an embarrassment to the franchise and without a doubt the worst film in it. Resurrection was a masterpiece compared to this. Lets start with bulletpoints

1. Michael Myers is a remorseless killer, he does not have buddies he hangs out with in the sewer.

2. This film avoids showing a ton of kills for some strange reason, but then will show some gory stuff and I'm like why not just show everything??? Its a halloween movie the kills and horror is why we are watching 3. The romance storyline was cringe and didn't make any sense. The granddaughter is overacting the whole time. Who talks to someone they are seeing like this after 2 days??? It is so incredibly forced and man it makes me angry.

4. Michael is barely in the film, we see him after an hour of worthless storytelling that bored me to tears.

5. The kills were ALL people we are supposed to dislike. That is not horror, that is an action trope. Horror is watching all types of people get killed, which is what they did in halloween kills. Not a great movie, but at least it works within the genre. Maybe a stupid claim but its something I noticed.

6. Laurie completely obliterated michael in the final fight scene. Are we supposed to believe this old woman can defeat this evil god-like entity that survives gunshot, stabwounds and being burnt alive. Absolutely ridiculous and an embarrassment to the character 7. The end where they parade the body through town because "the town needs healing" is absolutely ridiculous. This is in america not some third world country, they don't do public executions. Especially driving a bloody nasty corpse of a killer through a town on halloween, a time where CHILDREN are on the street. EVEN BAD SANTA UNDERSTOOD THE CONCEPT OF POLICE DOING BAD STUFF DURING A HOLIDAY GETS THEM REPRIMANDED.

8. Overall a boring, stupid story that is too long. Not enough of what we want and too much of what we don't. If you couldn't tell I am furious that I've seen this film and I plead you to not watch this, even for fun.

PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE, I BEG YOU.
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10/10
Hey Shaun, want to see this film again!
13 March 2020
Amazing film, please release it to the general public!
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