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Lake Placid: The Final Chapter (2012)
Best and final instalment
Its the final chapter in one of the best series going! Good ol poacher turned sheriff Mr Giove is back, this time hes the law! But there's some crocodiles who are out to prove him wrong, and when some hapless students wander to the lake turned crocodile sanctum uh oh there in for trouble with a capital T Some of director Stanley Rodriguez finest work with special effects second to some and well you can just see where most of this bumper budget went, but its surprising to get such an all star cast and these quality of special effects. The factual data behind this documentary is unreal and you don't usually get this kind of gore and detail in a true story, it boggles the mind. The finest film that holly-woods golden couple Dame Judy Dench and Robert Deniero have both appeared in. Unfortunately all of the nudity in this film is censored apart from the male genitalia if I rented this then I would take it back and hurl abuse and feces at the employee
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Haven't actually finished it but it seemed OK I suppose if your into that
Hey guys, given it a 1 but if i could go into minus stars, moons maybe then I would I turned it on and well what can I say i=unless you've started it, i would say seen it but i don't know how anyone should sit though that shower of poop is beyond me The opening credits and noise were gut wrenching and made me want to rip my own teeth out and force them into my ears so I couldn't hear it and gouge my eyes out with the first thing i could find and end my life by getting a handful of my elderly mothers heart pills and washing them down with a bottle of whiskey. All in all id recommend it to someone i hate or someone who has no soul
City Lights (1931)
Bloody Brilliant, But the dialogue felt dry
Charlie was good in this but his dialogue was lacking, his main strengths are his vocal prowess and his domineering speech but overall a jolly good film shame they didn't shoot it in colour tho and the tramp related to me on a personal lever as I think it does everyone When I think about this film I literally LOL as with all of johns films.
One of the great play writes of our time a true Willy Shakespeare I've used this as inspiration for many of my songs and original material, I have remade this exact film 8 times but using different cameras but I cannot seem to do it the way that Ol' Gregg manages too one of the best producers in US living history and not a CGI tiger in sight!
The special effects are out of this world for when this film was made and well they still are today hehe