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American Idol: The Search for a Superstar (2002)
I only tune in at the beginning to see the morons who think they can sing; if they didn't have that, I'd call this a complete lackluster of a show. For now, it's only partial
You know Paula, Simon, and Randy. Everyone does. American Idol is lucky they have them. Otherwise, this would not get 33.2 million viewers a week!
Of course you know, American Idol is always looking for a superstar. They have to find someone who can sing great consistently, but there's a twist. The audiences decides.
OK, well you know what? I'M TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO FIND A DAMN SUPERSTAR! I DON'T GIVE SH*IT IF SOMEONE CAN SING! Sure, Kelly was a great find, and big guy Ruben was a treat, but it's SO boring. Everyone is always singing, and they want to get a freaking recording contract. Why don't you just try out for one? You don't need to go through all this? And is SO ridiculous to watch you have to go through that torture. Come on, get some common sense.
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Very original and idiotic idea; but Seann and Ashton make it work
Yes, we all figured it out; Seann and Ashton are, umm, "special" comedians. But you know, they actually have a lot of potential. If they weren't in this movie, I don't know what they would do. Don't get me wrong, everyone else was good too. Actually, only Jennifer Garner...well anyway...
Jesse and Chester, two bumbling stoners, wake up one morning from a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car which prompts them on a journey to find it and along the way, they encounter a variety of people who include their angry girlfriends Wilma and Wanda whose house they trashed, an angry street gang, a transsexual stripper hounding them for a suitcase full of stolen money, a cult of alien seeking fanatics, and a group of aliens in human form looking for a mystical device that could save or destroy the world.
OK, you know what? It really doesn't deserve to be a 4.7. It really wasn't that bad.It should get a 6.0 - 6.5 area. It succeeded at the box office. Yes I realize, it barely did, but none the less, it did. This is a very underestimated comedy. Usually, the only thing that makes me laugh are the people on my boyfriend's football team and the TV show "Friends".But this did it, so it did a pretty damn good job! I mean, sure it was pretty predictable, but that's what most comedies are: predictable! After all, it's really the detail things that make you laugh, right? I think that that's what made me laugh, not the plot like those usual sucky comedies. Just give this movie a chance; it has potential. Besides, we all need a good laugh once in a while, and that's why Seann and Ashton were born.
Crossroads (2002)
Recycled Idea along with a Popstar who shouldn't be paid a dime to act...
Anson Mount, you had common sense. You shouldn't have taken this role. Sure Robert De Niro maybe a Hollywood heavyweight, but as Truman Capote said, when you enter Hollywood, you automatically lose two points of your IQ.
Three friends get together and bury a box making a pact to open it at midnight at their high school graduation. In the little town in Georgia that they live in, things soon change. One is little miss perfect, one is an engaged prom queen, and the other is a pregnant outcast. The night of graduation, they open the box and they strike up a conversation. All of a sudden, one brings up the topic of her going to Los Angeles for a record contract audition. They all decide to go together and they leave. With a little money, they set out on the road with a guy named Ben. When one of them tells the other a rumor that he might be a homicidal maniac they are all scared of him. When they reach LA, Lucy (Britney Spears) falls in love with Ben and against her father's wishes, she stays and she goes to the audition.
Yes, it does sound enduring...and sickening! I mean come on, as soon as you cast Britney Spears, your movie will automatically become a box office failure. This is why no one saw it. Plus, how many times has this been used? The movie didn't leave me with the impression that it was heartfelt, it just made me noxious. I mean, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I think everyone agrees that this movie wouldn't do anyone good! Does the director think we're stupid? Does he think that we'd actually go see this? (I didn't go see it; my little sister was begging for it. But at the end, she regretted it) God....why did you let Hollywood do this?
Mean Girls (2004)
Finally, a Teen Comedy I can Enjoy.
Aah, Lindsay. From being a twin, then half of a mother-daughter switcharoo. No matter what you do, we'll never get tired of you.
Cady (Lindsay Lohan) has lived in Africa for the first 15 years of her life. She thought that nothing was wilder than that. But then, she entered the crazy world of high school. She was suppose to be an outcast, as most new students are, but because of her beauty and poise is recruited but the beautiful and popular 'Plastics' led by Regina (Rachael McAdams.)
Lindsay and Rachel are absolutely perfect together. They're both beautiful, young, talented actresses that are in their prime, and they intend to keep it that way. This movie shows exactly how high school was/is. If your looking for a good laugh, you should rent this movie. I definitely advice Jr. High kids to watch this movie, just to get ready for what you might be getting into and how to watch out for people like The Plastics.
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Jessica isn't experienced in comedy, yet she was the best part.
You know, I can't believe Hollywood could do such a thing. Take a wonderful TV classic and turn it into this 'movie'. The only part that was accurately casted was Jessica Simpson's role as Daisy Duke. Other parts seemed to have been given out like, "OK, Seann William Scott is pretty cute, so we'll give him the role as Bo Duke. And Johnny Knoxville was in Jackass, so we can make him Luke Duke." That's probably what they did.
How can anyone say this is good? I wonder if Jay Chandrasekhar even watched the TV show. This isn't a movie that should have people spending their well-earned money on. Take my advice and watch a better comedy. (Something that will, hopefully, make you laugh.)
The Shaggy Dog (2006)
How the hell did Aquamarine get a worse score than this?
OK, you know what let's get to the chase: ITS AWFUL!!!!!! The Shaggy Dog was obviously targeted for kids, and you know what? I'm not sure if they liked it! This is a pitiful movie and I can't believe some people paid money to see this! (Don't worry, I got free tickets.) This is movie I would never, ever recommend, and PLEASE take this advice and use it! I mean, don't get me wrong, Kristin Davis and Tim Allen are good actors, but this wasn't for them. heck, I don't think Reese Witherspoon could have saved this trailer trash!I know Disney is trying to become a more broad studio, but this movies is in with Gigli and In the Mix, and for some advice for Disney, this isn't a place you want to be. I bet Walt is looking down at all of you and saying "What the hell did you do to my empire? Why I oughta-
The Parent Trap (1998)
With Flaws, but still is good.
Lindsay Lohan stars in this delightful tween remake as Hallie Parker and Annie James, two twins who meet up at camp and decide to switch places, in hopes of getting a reconciliation in the works for their parents. The only problem is, is that their dad, Nick (Quaid) seems to think he's found the perfect woman in Meredith Blake, a woman not even old enough to be a mother to 11 year olds. Now through devious hi-jinks and thought-filled plans, Hallie and Annie must find a way get rid of her.
Trust me, I am usually not a fan of Dennis Quaid or Lindsay Lohan, but in this movie, they both shine as father and daughterS. Natasha Richardson is very direct in her role as Elizabeth James, their mother. Elaine Hendrix seems like she researched people to find a snobby gold digger and a make-up artist who can apply way to much to make her seem like a fag, because she had that part nailed. This isn't perfect, but it's a movie worth watching.