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A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)
Seth.......
The only thing that I saw through the whole movie was Seths bleached teeth. I actually think Seths teeth had the biggest(best)role in this movie. Seths teeth was so white that I think I ought to sue Seth for giving me eye problems.Seth laugh with his eyes the whole time in the movie and Seth gives the impression that botox,picking eyebrows and fake suntans is his biggest interest in life, he doesn't seem to take his acting particularly serious. Seth ought to do something else than acting in front of the camera. I think the movie would have been funnier if the actors wouldn't look so polished and clean. Being trustworthy in a movie, whatever genre is really important. I love Liam Neeson and I am sure he did his best, but he cant save the movie. I didn't laugh any time during this movie. This movie sucks.
The Sacred (2012)
Sexism rules in this movie.....
Worst film ever !! Bad actors especially Heather Roop and Jeff Fahey. Its not a Horror movie. You don't get scared at all or ... well , you get chills by the film being so bad. The movie is obviously made cos the director seems to have problems to get it on with the opposite sex, so the film has more scenes of a softporn in it than some horror scenes. The movie is about lesbian threesome, a LOT of hard nipples in a see through top, a naked shower scene, Anna McCords sister, naked with a shaved pussy (this movie shows how bad it could be for someone to live in the shadows of a famous sister )a sex scene, and a "sexy dance"scene, Heather is wearing short pants /trousers more than half of the Movie and not to forget the camera is zooming in on Heathers tits and butt AAAAALLLL THE TIME. And no, the film is useless as a soft pornmovie too Heather has no sex appeal at all.