Reviews

Man wakes up in bathroom on the floor and goes about his day as if nothing happened. Randomly has a few panic attacks before returning home and finding a injured body. Takes the boy to hospital and continues around town for a while then goes back to hospital..... Then it's the end... Pretty pointless.

This film in general is very entertaining, it's got action, drama, gadgets and gorgeous locations. Sadly the unfunny one liners, over the top acting and convoluted storyline is really where its let down. It's also full of plot holes and impossible scenarios but nethertheless it's an enjoyable watch. But please for goodnessake just give up with the cheesy jokes. And stop trying to make all the characters funny.

By example we have Q, whose making dinner for his boyfriend when bond walks in and ruins it as he wants him to look at a device that a scientist has shat out of his arse. Q asks him "do you know where this has been"? And bond says.. "everywhere I'd imagine"

Whilst kitting bond up to save the world Q also accidentally opens a. Drawer to a tea set instead of bonds KIT and goes... Whoopsie.. CRINGE!!!!

We have M who is totally stressed out and doesn't appear to know what to do. He literally stands and says for f***s sake.

The other characters cast a shadow over the main man bond by basically trying way too hard to be 'funny'. Give up.. M give bond his mission and send him on his way! Q give bond his gadgets and send him on his way, bond go and save the world!

And as for the person who plays madeline Swan seriously go back to acting school girl!

Story about a mother/wife/PhD student who despite seeming to have money issues lives in a super nice property with her son and loser husband. This man apparently can only work for one employer (his brother in law) and never gets paid, due to the recession. She is randomly offered £42k to whore herself and desperately wants to give it a go trying to pursuade her husband to agree to which he reluctantly does. The acting is painfully crap. But it does spark the question of what would one do in their situation if you were hard up for cash and how would it effect everything around you..this keeps the viewer somewhat glued to the screen to find out what happens.

If you're into Sci fi then I'm sure this is amazing. After trawling through the first season however it effectively boiled down to a slow drawn out predictable story of a young girl with telekentic powers, a dark parallel universe and some alien beast...that's about it. Cinematography is excellent and has some nice nostalgic themes of the 80s but I was expecting some twists and turns along the way which never emerged. Season 2 follows on from this with no real development just girl still doing telekinesis and boy having flash backs to parallel universe... Give it a go if you want for an easy watch but dont expect much.

This is an appalling movie. The jokes are absolutely terrible, the story is absolutely whack. 2 talented salesmen lose their jobs, end up (by choice) at a Google internship with a chumped up bunch of little brats with zero social skills. These once talented salespeople undergo a bunch of tests they're completely unqualified for! I mean it's just CRRIIIIINNNGGGGGEEEE!!!!!!

So while recovering from surgery I thought I'd chuck an easy film on and sit back with a cup of tea and boy am I glad I wasn't looking for anything taxing as this has got to be the biggest load of crapola ever! Firstly a boat that takes divers would notice if 2 people wernt on it because they do something called roll call. Second, it they've been at sea for so long they have well just swum to the boat. Third, the acting is totally crap. Give it a miss.